Crocodile d1ck

[DrBeard]

A man walks into a resturant and the waiter asks for his order. The man says "I'll hav the crocodile and make it snappy".

The waiter returns with a living crocodile and it bites the man in the d!ck!

The waiter laughs and says "you always were a fool!"

Then the crodocile turns to the waiter and laughs, then bites his d1ck!

 

[ER!C L!VE]

alright homie, even you know that didn't make sense.

 

[FRëSHURE]

Originally posted by DrBeard
"I'll hav the crocodile and make it snappy".

Good line.

Bad joke.

 

[Mr. Unique]

Originally posted by DrBeard
A man walks into a resturant and the waiter asks for his order. The man says "I'll hav the crocodile and make it snappy".

The waiter returns with a living crocodile and it bites the man in the d!ck!

The waiter laughs and says "you always were a fool!"

Then the crodocile turns to the waiter and laughs, then bites his d1ck!

Come on drbeard! win us back!

 

[Scrumtulescence]

Yeah.........you might want to consider a career outside of comedy. Just in case this doesn't work out.

 

[SSMKiss]

I loved the "come on homie" comment, I could hear the tone, even.. it was perfect.