"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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A man walks into a resturant and the waiter asks for his order. The man says "I'll hav the crocodile and make it snappy".

The waiter returns with a living crocodile and it bites the man in the d!ck!

The waiter laughs and says "you always were a fool!"

Then the crodocile turns to the waiter and laughs, then bites his d1ck!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

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Originally posted by DrBeard
A man walks into a resturant and the waiter asks for his order. The man says "I'll hav the crocodile and make it snappy".

The waiter returns with a living crocodile and it bites the man in the d!ck!

The waiter laughs and says "you always were a fool!"

Then the crodocile turns to the waiter and laughs, then bites his d1ck!
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Come on drbeard! win us back!
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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I loved the "come on homie" comment, I could hear the tone, even.. it was perfect.
 
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