"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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critiques on my cuttin' up program please.

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ok so i just started 3 days ago to work out and try to get some cuts for this coming summer.

aight here is what im doing .

I do it in my own house.

I do 50-70 push ups a day

80-90 sit ups a day, plus then i got this ab machine that does
600 situps in 10 minutes

on each arm i do like 70-80 curls a day and same amount of shrugs on each shoulder a day.

What do yall think.
in 3 days that ive done that i can already start to see some results on my shoulders, chest and arms and abs , and im so excited, i cant wait to see what i look like in 2-3 months from now.

Oh and yeah now i drink like 5-10 glasses of water a day, and my diet is not a heavy one but diets dont apply to me cause i dont gain weight period, i can eat anything and everything without gaining weight.

So what yall think of this home workout.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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why would you cut if you dont gain any weight
 

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I would recommend either
1. Going to a gym to do some weight training
2. Buying a bench with some olympic plates so you can lift weights
 
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you'd think that with a huge sticky that says GUIDE TO CUTTING UP.. he would actually read it before posting some retarded ass shyt like this.

If you read it, you'd know that you aren't going to cut up squat with that routine.. seeing as you don't even mention a proper cutting diet.

Go join a gym.. just trust us on this one.
 

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wateva man if my cousin who is the same age as me did this last year and he is now builed i can too, and he didnt go to no gym.

And what the hell i can already see my chest, abs and arms starting to develop, man yall dont know what yall talkin' about, if i CAN SEE RESULTS already .
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Originally posted by bfl
wateva man if my cousin who is the same age as me did this last year and he is now builed i can too, and he didnt go to no gym.

And what the hell i can already see my chest, abs and arms starting to develop, man yall dont know what yall talkin' about, if i CAN SEE RESULTS already .
I don't doubt that you will cut up while doing your exercises. I'm sure you will. I'm sure you will get better, faster, and longer lasting effects by looking at Diesel's Guide To Cutting though.
 

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ok but atleast somebody recognizes that it will work.
I've looked at the guide and im just not willin' to do any diet and all that crap, when i say that diets dont apply to me im serious i cant gain weight and cant lose any i stay just at my proper weight.
I think thats something that god blessed me with.

Butyeah im not gonna do any diets and i dont have any access to a gym so i do it at home, and so far its workin.
 

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Diets are mostly for suckers, all you have to do is eat more sensibly and keep an eye on the amount of energy you consume and stick under a limit. It working for me so far. I have hardly changed my diet either, just a few small modifications and smaller meal portions is all i have really changed and that is not hard to stick to like a diet and that is why it is working.
 

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Diets are mostly for suckers, all you have to do is eat more sensibly and keep an eye on the amount of energy you consume and stick under a limit. It working for me so far.
Yeah... till you hit a plateau. Which will happen at some point. Your body is specifically engineered to continue to optimize for survival, and a cut/ripped body with 6-8% body fat is not optimized for survival, i.e. it takes work to get there and maintain.

90% of that work is diet.

Merry Christmas, that is all.
 

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ok but im sure that when that plateau its hit you will already have some body to show and i dont want to be all buffy and all that i just want to define my upper body a little and for what im seeing in like 8-10 more weeks i'll be there.

Merry christmas and happy new year.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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bfl, why you come here asking for help, then when you get it, you say stuff like it won't effect you, diets are for sissies, or that your cousin got big with that (insert derogatory term) routine.
Why not just get a total gym and cut down real well with fatblaster pills.
 

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I was pretty excited like him at first, cause i made some noticeable improvements in the first two months. Holy crap, was i excited. (i was doing it at the gym though.)
Then, the next two months after that i wasn't seeing as many results, even though my strength was increasing on all my lifts. THAT'S when most people quit. They think every month you get noticeably bigger. You have to bust through plateaus.
 
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