"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Creepy Texts With Sasha Grey
- Thread starter VladPatton
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
IBreatheSpears
Senior Don Juan
Haha, some of those are great, especially the Uranus one and "CDs nuts". Both of those would be alpha as fuck if the guys were socially apt enough to use them on the right kind of girl (has a sense of humour) and in the right circumstances (knows you well).
No.Danny
Master Don Juan
You little dirty ....:rockon:LMFAO said:
Anyways pretty funny and could happen especially on places like tinder