"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Creep response.

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Here's a good response to any chick who may call you a creep or "creeper" in real life, online etc.

Simply reply: "Only a psycho would say that." Smile in their face and walk away.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Nice line but if you're being called a creep regularly you need more than clever comebacks to up your game...
 
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It was only a comeback. Doesn't mean everyone on a daily basis get's called "creepy". I've heard that statement used alot and thought of a good reply.

I'll be the "creep" though. lmao.
 
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If you got a lot of balls then you could say thanks for the complimenst since I won't kiss yo ass. I've been called a creep before at work I just told the girl she needs to shave her sideburns.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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JustWuzzle said:
If you got a lot of balls then you could say thanks for the complimenst since I won't kiss yo ass. I've been called a creep before at work I just told the girl she needs to shave her sideburns.
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