Creative writing

[Al Moh.]

I had this idea of writing a little scene, so here it is

A beautiful girl and three men are sitting in a room. Each of them is reading a book.
Suddenly the girl stops reading “How to charm a man”.

HB9: Oh great men, I am going to ask each of you a question, for I’d like to see if one of you fits my standards. You over there, what would you do to get me? Talk to me!

Nice guy (puts his book “How to write a love letter” aside): Well, well, beautiful lady, I am the one for you, for I will do anything for you. I will be your one and only, I will buy you flowers and candy, I will write you poetry, for I am a really romantic writer. I will be nice and good and listen to your feelings and we will live happily ever after!

HB9: That’s all good young man, but it seems you’re not my type. But you’ll find someone, keep looking. You over there, what would you do to get me? Talk to me!

Jerk (slowly putting his book “How to f*ck ten women in 5 minutes” aside and leaning back):
Come on *****, you got to work for me! But well, you look kinda nice, so I’ll spank you ass and f*ck your all night long. We’ll have fun and that it!

Third man, while still reading: I think you should rather take a grammar class.

HB9, laughing: That’s right! You are kind of sexy however, but I think I am looking for more you jerk. Let’s see what the last one has to offer other than his humour. Talk to me!

Third man keeps reading his book.

HB9: Why aren’t you saying anything?! Here is your one shot, you want me, so you got to work for me! Come on!

Don Juan: Well little girl, what do you have to offer? I don’t think you are my type; you are already interrupting me while I am reading a book. I know your type; you can never keep your mouth shut.

HB9: What?? No, you’re wrong all along! I can be quiet and good, I am not such a type, I am special, can’t you see?

Don Juan: You might be, but who really knows? I’ll let you write your number down, maybe I’ll call you some time, but if you would excuse me now, I got work to do.

HB9, looking confused, writes down all numbers she ever had and leaves.

Nice Guy: What?? You didn’t offer her anything! How could she go for you? Women are so irrational!

Jerk: No no, you idiot! I reads about it, he used a Neg-Hit! Am I right or what, dude?

Don Juan: Gentlemen, analyze me as much as you like, but you can be sure that this is the one thing I didn’t do. Now leave this room, I am tired of being interrupted all the time.

Nice Guy: Oh, I’m sorry, didn’t mean to do anything.

Nice Guy and Jerk leave.

 

[AlexTheGreat]

hahah I like! Seems like something Pook would have written

 

[SinJester]

Nice!

Is that guy a jerk or a wanna be PUA?

 

[Al Moh.]

A young man was sitting in front of a cave, wondering about his life and what his purpose on earth could be.
"Isn't our purpose defined by our strengths and weaknesses?", the young man thought, "shouldn't we use our strengths and be aware of our weaknesses?"

He then looked at the cave entrance which was dark and quiet. Yet, it created an almost evil aura, making the young man shiver.

"Just another sign of nature!", the young man said to himself. "The lesson is, that men shouldn't try to be a demi god. Right now nature has shown me that there are things that I cannot do, like entering this cave. Oh, but I still know that I am strong, for my strengths lie elsewhere. I am smart and intelligent, I am well educated and this I shall use. See how I can explain natures intent without problems?"

At that time another young man arrived at the cave. He stared at the cave entrance and shivered, looking like he was about to run away.

"Poor chump", the other young man thought. "He is so afraid! I am not that afraid. I can still sit here, right next to the entrance, being calm and collected. Oh I see. All of us have weaknesses, but some have stronger weaknesses. Good thing my weaknesses are acceptable. Yep, I am definitely better off."

Yet the other man pulled himself together and entered the cave.

"Poor chump", the first man thought. "He doesn't realzie his fear is a warning sign. Now he is going to end up hurt. He could even get himself killed. Someone has to save him! But there is noone here. And I am not supposed to enter this cave. Too bad for him. He'll pay for his foolishness. Good thing I am smarter. Yep, I am definitely better off."

The young man stayed there for hours, rethinking his life over and over again. A few hours later the second man suddenly left the cave. One could tell that he was proud of hisself. He stood tall, walking like a king and confidently leaving the place.

"Alas, poor chump", thought the first man, observing the second. "Now he thinks he is better than other people, just because he got lucky! He risked his life for nothing and now he is blinding himself. Good thing I am more down to earth. Yep, I am definitely better off."

So the first young man sat there till nighttime came. He was all alone. It was then that he became sad.

"Oh, life is very difficult. Even though I am so much smarter than all the other people, especially smarter than people like this guy, I still haven't figured out life. I still don't know what my purpose is, what is going to make me happy. Oh how cruel life is. I am so said, why am I said? It must be that I was sitting here all alone for so many hours. Maybe it's true what they say and love is really what we are supposed to seek. I need company. Yep, I definitely need a girl, so I'll be even better off!"

And off the young man went on his quest for the holy grail, that he made out to be women.

Poor chump!

 

[Darth]

Definitely done in Pook's trademark style....which is not a bad thing

 

[jafyk]

I had this idea of writing a little scene, so here it is

A beautiful girl and three men are sitting in a room. Each of them is reading a book.
Suddenly the girl stops reading “How to charm a man”.

HB9: Oh great men, I am going to ask each of you a question, for I’d like to see if one of you fits my standards. You over there, what would you do to get me? Talk to me!

Nice guy (puts his book “How to write a love letter” aside): Well, well, beautiful lady, I am the one for you, for I will do anything for you. I will be your one and only, I will buy you flowers and candy, I will write you poetry, for I am a really romantic writer. I will be nice and good and listen to your feelings and we will live happily ever after!

HB9: That’s all good young man, but it seems you’re not my type. But you’ll find someone, keep looking. You over there, what would you do to get me? Talk to me!

Jerk (slowly putting his book “How to f*ck ten women in 5 minutes” aside and leaning back):
Come on *****, you got to work for me! But well, you look kinda nice, so I’ll spank you ass and f*ck your all night long. We’ll have fun and that it!

Third man, while still reading: I think you should rather take a grammar class.

HB9, laughing: That’s right! You are kind of sexy however, but I think I am looking for more you jerk. Let’s see what the last one has to offer other than his humour. Talk to me!

Third man keeps reading his book.

HB9: Why aren’t you saying anything?! Here is your one shot, you want me, so you got to work for me! Come on!

Don Juan: Well little girl, what do you have to offer? I don’t think you are my type; you are already interrupting me while I am reading a book. I know your type; you can never keep your mouth shut.

HB9: What?? No, you’re wrong all along! I can be quiet and good, I am not such a type, I am special, can’t you see?

Don Juan: You might be, but who really knows? I’ll let you write your number down, maybe I’ll call you some time, but if you would excuse me now, I got work to do.

HB9, looking confused, writes down all numbers she ever had and leaves.

Nice Guy: What?? You didn’t offer her anything! How could she go for you? Women are so irrational!

Jerk: No no, you idiot! I reads about it, he used a Neg-Hit! Am I right or what, dude?

Don Juan: Gentlemen, analyze me as much as you like, but you can be sure that this is the one thing I didn’t do. Now leave this room, I am tired of being interrupted all the time.

Nice Guy: Oh, I’m sorry, didn’t mean to do anything.

Nice Guy and Jerk leave.

Lol, this is an awesome post. When the girl first asked the question what can you do for me? the first thing that came to my mind is "No, what can you do for me?"

 

[Al Moh.]

b b b b bump!

 

[[S]alvatore]

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