"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Create a board for chumps.

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Create a board for chumps.

While we're at it, let's have boards made for homosexuals,
transexuals, preps, freaks, goths, punks, metalheads, brawlers,
uptight women, depressed and dysfunctional families, and
STR8UP. :rolleyes:

We have enough forums already. Use them!
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Yeah, stop having those bad forum ideas already..

Anyways Sexual Techniques Forum would be really good.
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I say that we should have a forum for New Forum Suggestions.
 
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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
I say that we should have a forum for New Forum Suggestions.
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You should have waited until the New Forum Suggestions forum was open before posting that.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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