"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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killbill

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About ten days ago I was at las vegas. and im not sure if any of you guys
watch a show called Inked but its filmed in the palms hotel. well anyways me
and my younger brother watch it. and anyways when I was in front of the
tatoo place inside the hotel I was just talking to my brother. anyways my brother
tells me to please get a picture with one of the chicks that works there, the reason is because she is on the t.v show. I tell him hell no
thats weird. truth was I was scared the chick he wanted a picture with was
fuking hot.and before i seen her I always thought she was hot. anyways its weird but for some reason the chick inside the tatoo
place actually comes out and sits by the casinos. so now my brother is
begging me to get a picture...so some how I got courage in about 5 minutes and went up to the
hot chick where she was sitting with some chick and some dude. I said excuse
me but is it cool if I can get a picture with you and my brother and she said
sure.wow so she puts her arm around me tight and comes by me really
close and rubs her side by mine.then my dad takes the picture. afterwards I said thanks haha I felt like a fuking hero. I forgot to mention she seemed really nice. so yesterday my older sister was on that crazy site myspace.com and she finds her on there. my sis is all like hey you should write her. so im trying to decide if that is alright or will she think im a stalker. and I wonder if I should just leave it the way it is. what do you think?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Derek Flint

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No, she'll just think you're a ***** for not saying anything when you had the chance.

You'll probably just creep her out now.
 

killbill

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damn I was afraid of that. well thanks for the honesty.
 

IsiMan84

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Haha yea that's about as straight as you're gonna get it from anyone.

If she even remembers you.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Morphiex

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OMG you got a girl from a tv show to take a picture with you ???? O.O
HEll your waaaaaay in , she wants you man , il bet no other tv people take pictures with "normal" people ......
And she held you tight??? O.O OMFG she wants you sooooo bad , You should send her a dusin roses and some candy and il bet shel come over to your house in a negliche and beg you to fu'ck her......




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it was just a ****ign picture she prolly has guys come up to her and aks her for her picture all the time , move on....... ....
geez this place has gone Waaaay downhill......
 

spider_007

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guys here are just jaleous, don't worry about them man.

I'd agree with them tho. I wouldn't read too much into it........

Look on the bright side, you over came your exciety (spelling?) and approched a hot celebrety (or at least a well known person). Congrads!!! Now regular chics with no life should be a breeze.
 

killbill

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spider_007 said:
guys here are just jaleous, don't worry about them man.

I'd agree with them tho. I wouldn't read too much into it........

Look on the bright side, you over came your exciety (spelling?) and approched a hot celebrety (or at least a well known person). Congrads!!! Now regular chics with no life should be a breeze.

thanks man.:) yeah I will just forget about it, its to bad but oh well. thanks again to everyone.:)
 
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