Moofahsa
Senior Don Juan
I sat down and thought what I would have done 6 months ago if I had not boosted myself reading this site. I would have been a freakin loser and never opened to this girl. I was at the beer store and this random girl got turned down for booze because she didn't have ID. She was 22 but didn't have her purse.
I caught her outside and told her I'd buy some for her if she followed me to the next place...she agreed and I got her 2 six packs of this nasty triple black chick drink. Well she told me to keep the change and I declined she said said thanks and got back in her car after putting it in the trunk. I said "so wheres the party at?" she said her sister and her sisters husband are out of town and she was just going to sit at home and watch a movie. I said "it makes you an alcoholic if you drink alone you know..." Like a lightbulb it popped in her head "Hey you wanna come over?" We got about an hour into fight club and I had 3 beers and she had down 5 or 6 of that chick drink...I stood up and ask where the bathroom was and she was walking me down a hallway, when she turned around after turning the light on I tripped her (on purpose) but caught her before she fell. She was all giggly and we wrestled around in the hallway, I finally picked her up and took her back in the living room (still having to piss like no ones business) and sat her down on the couch. Long story short she wrapped her legs around me and we started kissing, after a minute or so of getting it she said "I can't" Well I sighed, and started to get up and she pulled me back down...
****ed for about 30 minutes on her sisters bed, good times, she was ungodly tight. I literally couldn't get in her, she had to get on top.
It was a great night over all, she took a shower and laid down and wanted to "cuddle" but I told her I HAD to go I had work in the morning. She was cool with it, not all clingy or anything.
I got her phone number and ended up getting attacked by her cat in the garage when I was leaving. Took me forever to find a road I knew, drove around out on all these country roads for like 45 minutes.
Anyhow, you never know when your going to stumble on something like that...insane...my buddies that I went to the beer store for were not pleased I showed up almost 4 hours after I left but it was all good. They didn't believe me until I showed them the scratch marks on my back haha. They were in awe lol
I caught her outside and told her I'd buy some for her if she followed me to the next place...she agreed and I got her 2 six packs of this nasty triple black chick drink. Well she told me to keep the change and I declined she said said thanks and got back in her car after putting it in the trunk. I said "so wheres the party at?" she said her sister and her sisters husband are out of town and she was just going to sit at home and watch a movie. I said "it makes you an alcoholic if you drink alone you know..." Like a lightbulb it popped in her head "Hey you wanna come over?" We got about an hour into fight club and I had 3 beers and she had down 5 or 6 of that chick drink...I stood up and ask where the bathroom was and she was walking me down a hallway, when she turned around after turning the light on I tripped her (on purpose) but caught her before she fell. She was all giggly and we wrestled around in the hallway, I finally picked her up and took her back in the living room (still having to piss like no ones business) and sat her down on the couch. Long story short she wrapped her legs around me and we started kissing, after a minute or so of getting it she said "I can't" Well I sighed, and started to get up and she pulled me back down...
****ed for about 30 minutes on her sisters bed, good times, she was ungodly tight. I literally couldn't get in her, she had to get on top.
It was a great night over all, she took a shower and laid down and wanted to "cuddle" but I told her I HAD to go I had work in the morning. She was cool with it, not all clingy or anything.
I got her phone number and ended up getting attacked by her cat in the garage when I was leaving. Took me forever to find a road I knew, drove around out on all these country roads for like 45 minutes.
Anyhow, you never know when your going to stumble on something like that...insane...my buddies that I went to the beer store for were not pleased I showed up almost 4 hours after I left but it was all good. They didn't believe me until I showed them the scratch marks on my back haha. They were in awe lol
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