"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

Read more...

Crazy NIGHT starts at strip clubs, ends with making out with HB, confused

TheLoner

Don Juan
Joined
Mar 25, 2013
Messages
150
Reaction score
1
So, I really didn't expect to sarge at all tonight,

I went to the strip club by myself.

Theres these two rowdy girls at the stripclub, who are customers,
not strippers,

they were dancing to the music, talking to the guys there, and
pissing everyone off basically.

One of the girls sat down next to me and started talking,

she says, wow you are really handsome, i forgot what she asked me.

Then I ask her why she is at a strip club, she says because her sister told her theres hot guys and hot girls there.

She goes back to her sister after our conversation.

Later on, she gets kicked out of the clubs by the bouncer for being too loud and annoying the customers.

As she is walking out of the strip club, I asked her to put her number in my phone, she says "NOOOOOOOO NO NO NO NO NO".

Then later on, when I leave the strip club as I am getting ready to go home,

I notice she was there sitting on the street.

She chats me up again and says she wants to go to afterhours club,

I am like sure, let's go to one.

She says "u serious", and i said my car is over there.

She grabs me and we start walking to my car.

Minutes later, she grabs me and starts giving me a hickey.

She grabbed me and we start making out.

Now this is the part that confuses the F*** out of me.

She just rejected me in the strip club, why the hell is she making out with me now? When I asked for her number she said "no no no no no".

Very weird, anyways, we head over to the afterhours club.

She is dancing all night, I think she picked up some "bad stuff" there, I won't say what, I didn't want any part of it though.

I said to her "let's bounce", and she said she wanted to stay at the after hours club and dance all night.

I said fine, and eventually got tired of waiting around for her and went home.

What the hell happened?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

zinc4

Master Don Juan
Joined
May 17, 2007
Messages
3,044
Reaction score
1,425
if it's real, when you first asked her she either wasn't f%cked up enough to dig you enough and/or wanted to pursue other options.....then you came out at the right time and she wanted some company to get in trouble with...she was high at the end and wanted to just dance and enjoy music...i can understand that.....i would have drank up and enjoyed dancing with her instead of focusing on the lay...then it would have probably come to you....you put too much emphasis on having sex at the end and lost it...
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

Read more...

Top