"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Crazy Japanese High School Girl
- Thread starter taiyuu_otoko
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
LiveFreeX
Banned
Gonna see this happening a lot more bro.
I taught kids who were like this, trying to poison, stab or otherwise really hurt other kids and derived some weird satisfaction out of it. When I brought this to the administrators attention, it was promptly swept under the rug, for the school's 'face'. The problem is not with ONE or TWO kids, all of these children are being taught to indulge in themselves and act like this, its just more of the narcissism generation coming out. Its particularly bad with Asians as most of them suffer from the 'little emperor syndrome'. It all comes from lack of discipline and replacing strong family values with gov education and 'specialists'. People need two parents, they need someone to talk to, they need someone who cares about them, and they need a mission that connects them to the outside world, isolation and stagnation do funny things to a person's mind.
I taught kids who were like this, trying to poison, stab or otherwise really hurt other kids and derived some weird satisfaction out of it. When I brought this to the administrators attention, it was promptly swept under the rug, for the school's 'face'. The problem is not with ONE or TWO kids, all of these children are being taught to indulge in themselves and act like this, its just more of the narcissism generation coming out. Its particularly bad with Asians as most of them suffer from the 'little emperor syndrome'. It all comes from lack of discipline and replacing strong family values with gov education and 'specialists'. People need two parents, they need someone to talk to, they need someone who cares about them, and they need a mission that connects them to the outside world, isolation and stagnation do funny things to a person's mind.
Tictac
Banned
De-evolution.
VikingKing
Banned
I bet she is a freak in bed.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
SeymourCake
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And they say men stereotypically are psychopaths.