"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Craziest thing you have ever done?

exwhyzee

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So if you just meet a girl what would be a good answer to the "Whats the craziest thing you have ever done?" question if you think it is too soon or would be too ackward to make a move. What would your answer be?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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ethnomethodologist

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"I brought a girl over to my place to watch a move"

Her face dropped, like I just shattered the AFC/LJBF barrier.
"What's so crazy about that"

"She stormed out of the house as soon as I pressed play"

She stared in awe... I was put back up on the pedestal
"huh? WHy?!?" sweet and innocent voice

"I was playing a joke, I called it a romance movie, and popped in a porno"
 

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You haven't lived until you've ran through a hotel in downtown Madrid, Spain completely naked, up the fire escape, to the roof, and yelled at people from it. Then went back down to the room where the girls were keeping your clothes, walk in still ass naked, and hit on the one girl with her boyfriend standing 3 feet away.
 
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