"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Yo'Mama

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So im going to be straight up. I'm a tall 34 years old. I want to speak english. You can pay drink in a french restaurant with a pretty girl. I feel like this is such a long shot, but if you honestly fit the bill please don't hesitate to send me a message. England man not wellcome. No photo no reply.


WTF? this bvtch is 34 but she's saying straight out (in her bad English) - you can pay to drink with a pretty girl in a French restaurant. She wants to speak English but English guys aren't welcome?! Seriously please tell me that this wh*re is an aberration and not at all representative of the level of entitlement of women out there. Because I'm terrified that if a 34 year old can still talk to guys like this and expect dates from it, the twenty something girls are going to be simply monstrous.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Theres a reason why she doesn't have anyone to drink with and why she's on Craigslist...
 
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