"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Yo'Mama

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So im going to be straight up. I'm a tall 34 years old. I want to speak english. You can pay drink in a french restaurant with a pretty girl. I feel like this is such a long shot, but if you honestly fit the bill please don't hesitate to send me a message. England man not wellcome. No photo no reply.


WTF? this bvtch is 34 but she's saying straight out (in her bad English) - you can pay to drink with a pretty girl in a French restaurant. She wants to speak English but English guys aren't welcome?! Seriously please tell me that this wh*re is an aberration and not at all representative of the level of entitlement of women out there. Because I'm terrified that if a 34 year old can still talk to guys like this and expect dates from it, the twenty something girls are going to be simply monstrous.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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SgtSplacker

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Theres a reason why she doesn't have anyone to drink with and why she's on Craigslist...
 
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