"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Cracker Barrel's Girlboss CEO Insults Own Company & Customers, Tanks Stock Price

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This is another version of Alissa Heinerscheid and Bud Light.


The current Cracker Barrel's Girlboss CEO has only been with the company for 9 months, coming to Cracker Barrel from Taco Bell. She admits that Cracker Barrel is losing relevance and is critical of her own brand for having too many senior citizen customers.

Alissa Heinerscheid was Bud Light's VP of Marketing and she insulted her own customer base on a podcast.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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