"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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couldn't find it.

Crazy Asian

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so i was about to fvck this girl.
then i couldn't find it.
it took like 20 min.
then when i got barely inside her, she said it hurt.

so EPIC FAIL.
although i honestly did not feel embarassed at all.
help on wut to do next time?
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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3countriesPlan

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OK here is a good way to find a *****hole... on uh chicks over 18 that is.. ha
Cup her crotch like how you palm a basketball.. then since a normal girls ***** is in the middle ( dear God I hope I dont meet one that has a *****hole on her thigh) then use the underside of your middle finger to rub up and down. The contact will start to get her wet and the lips will split easier.. then the **** will become more obvious and voila
*****hole located just south:D
 

SmoothTalker

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Lol wtf? I never knew it was that hard to find... I mean its right between her legs. Did she have an epic bush you had to dig through? Or are you just trying to have sex in complete darkness?
 

sadora

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oh them eager high school days plagued by those dreadful words..."that's not it"

next time just remember to relax, enjoy the moment and like a blind man try to find your way around with your hands.

oh, and in the wise words of Nina Hartley..."A dry finger and a dry ***** is not foreplay."
 

Single_Sucks

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if you just start making the in-out movements against her general area then a.) you will stay hard enough and b.) you will find yourself slipping in in no time.

After all, she can realign her hips to meet you aswell.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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