"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Could not get hard AGAIN with HB last night..please help lol

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Fapping isnt the problem. You can fsap everyday and still be straight. Its fapping to porn that causes problems.

If you just have to bust a nut, fap using your imagination. Seriously.

After two weeks though, that's the limit, its better to just masturbate and get it over with.

Sexual tension is good but you don't want to have a massive buildup and end up finished from a rub or a hug or something haha.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Bible_Belt said:
Purity Solutions has had their generic viagra on sale a lot lately. $12.50 for a bottle comes out to about 1/20th the price of Phizer's $20 blue pills.

http://www.pure-sol.net/sildenafil.html

The cialis still gets on my nerves. It doesn't feel as strong; it just lasts way too long. It would be ok if you were spending a weekend away with a girl.
They will send you bunk products too and then claim they are supposed to be that way.

Do me a big favor and test order the Vardenafil and see if you get a vial of only solution and NO powder. I drank the whole thing with no affect... I just wanted to ingest the alcohol I knew it was bunk.

Last time I used the cialis from that other site I busted and can keep going works great.
 

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porn is no problem, nervousness maybe. if I would be you, i would rather try some viagr or cialis. that's an interesting experience, and helps to get more self confident
 
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