"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Heart Break Kid

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If you have some muscle (even a little), go as a caveman. I had a girl last year ask me if I was going to drag her "back to my hut."
 

oakraiderz2

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Im gonna try to be a white guy or tyrone bigims from chappelle show.
 

Aragon034

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oakraiderz2 said:
Im gonna try to be a white guy or tyrone bigims from chappelle show.
"Mmm Peanut butta and crack sandwich!"

:crackup:
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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suaveplayer

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ipod guy dancing in commercials. just dress in black with ipod earbuds. easy and perfect for clubs
 

Rollo Tomassi

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Go as Leonidas from 300.

Heheh,..
 

theunflushables

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I'm tight on cash, so I'm going as a "cereal" killer. You get a few of those travel size cereal boxes, glue them to shirt put plastic knives through the boxes and there you have it.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Wall Street Bailout
 

MaddXMan

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I'm getting a black furry top had and boa, paint my fingernails black and go as Mystery.
 

STR8UP

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I'm gonna be Mr Clean.

White pants, fitted white T, gold hoop earring, cotton glued on as eyebrows, a "polishing" cloth, and a fake Mr Clean bottle hooked to the front of my pants by my crotch that looks like the real deal, except it's photoshopped to say

DIRTY GIRL FORMULA
XXXTRA STRENGTH

I was gonna fill the bottle with vodka and red bull or something, but I don't know how women would react to getting a liquid squirted in their mouth from a bottle that looks like it contains a toxic substance...

Probably just fill it with water and use it as a water gun, unless someone comes up with a genius idea before friday???
 

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go as Hugh Hefner. That way all the ladies dressed in bunnies will want to hang with you. All you need is Pajamas.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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PrettyBoyA

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like pdizzle said, hugh hefner is a good one

all you need is a red robe and a pipe

or dress as a pimp with a pimp hat and all
 

PRMoon

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I love Halloween in vegas:) All the girls dress up like strippers.

I've got a few parties this year as a Navy SEAL. Looks pretty dope!
 

AlexTheGreat

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lol I'll be dressing as Carlton from Fresh Prince... cept I'm white :p I gotta learn the Carlton dance for Friday... :D
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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