"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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cost me 10k to get my Filipina.

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(I'm 60, guys) It took over a year, cost several k $ to get lots of smart, beautiful '20 somthings" (with no kids) to ym and email me on a daily basis. Then it cost several k more for roundtrip airfare ( for me and her), several k to live in Phills for 6 months and thoroughly "check out" the 1/2 dozen "candidates" that I had "lined-up" before I went there. All those women knew that I insisted that my bride train hard at the karate and shooting, but only 2 really went at it the way I demanded, and the Mrs is the best in bed. I figure that she'll drop me when she's become a US citizen (4 more years) but hey, I'll have had the BEST for 5 years, and there's more where she came from. I got a vasectomy long ago, so that risk is not present.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Who Dares Win

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Glad you know it costed it only 10k, Im sure you saved a lot of money since you produce and sell "fake quality passports" online and didnt need to buy any for your filipinas.

Nicely done Goundra and say hello to twentee when you turn into him at midnight :up:
 

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just cause you're stupid, doesn't mean everyone is, dude. My wife has already paid me back what she cost me, and by the time she's moved on, she'll have made me at least 100k, and probably twice that much, actually.
 

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Clear enough so its not the time which turns goundra into twentee but more likely strong emotions like being bvtthurt online.

Does it mean that my mild trolling turned goundra into twentee more like anger turns bruce banner into hulk?

Do you also have a "quality fake passport" for both your identities or unlike hulk you keep the same look so a single one is enough?

Out of curiosity, do you also provide documents for dogs? any chance to have a "fake quality passport" for an android?
I would also like to marry princess could you provide me a "fake quality certificate of noble class"?
Is my dog gonna need a "fake quality pedegree" to join a sponsored event?
 

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goundra/twentee/white boy/rea rea/IRT

all the same person

research 'Indian Race Troll'

perhaps the most epic troll in history and you will see the connects
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Who Dares Win

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bradd80 said:
but goundra, the real question is are you prepared for the upcoming nuclear holocaust?
Sure he is, thanks to his "quality fake CIA ID" he managed to obtain information about it, thats why he has an underground bunker where he is collecting food,ammo,water and of course filipinas to dont get bored down there.

According to the CIA fact book his filipinas already granted him 2 millions dollars.

Its a solid bunker with only two entrances, the main one protected from goundra and the second one (which is the same) is procted from twentee(which is still goundra).
 

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I wonder why simps and tricks, think it is not disgraceful and sad to spend several hundreds and thousands on a woman.

Just shows your game and confidence is on the same level as elvis Presley coffin
 

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Why does goundra disappear every time I ask him to post a pic? If you are gonna brag non stop about your woman, you should post a pic.
 

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whats the point of all that when you believe they are going to leave you after a couple years anyway, why dont you just go to the phillipines as a sexual tourist or hit up myredbook.com and have the occasional wh0re come over to you once in a while to satisfy your urge, its a hell of a lot cheaper than this nonsense
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Burroughs said:

goundra/twentee/white boy/rea rea/IRT

all the same person

research 'Indian Race Troll'

perhaps the most epic troll in history and you will see the connects

matt blake was the most epic troll i ever met, type in "matt blake satin jacket" into google and enjoy a ride that spans across cyberspace, matt blake still looking for that same shltty satin jacket you can buy at target for 14.99
 

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foreverAFC said:
whats the point of all that when you believe they are going to leave you after a couple years anyway, why dont you just go to the phillipines as a sexual tourist or hit up myredbook.com and have the occasional wh0re come over to you once in a while to satisfy your urge, its a hell of a lot cheaper than this nonsense
That's how I know he is full of sh!t. Immigration might let you get away with it once, but as soon as you remarry, the feds will be investigating you like a fly on sh!t.
 

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Zarky said:
If foreign nationals are marrying you to get green-cards, shouldn't they be paying you?
Mine did. At any expensive private college, there will be foreign students. Typically, their parents are rich. My former mother in law, who still loves me dearly, sent us about a grand a month for at least two or three years, plus flew us to their Caribbean resort hotel every Christmas. Plus I qualified as an adult on student aid; I went from getting nothing to maxing everything out. That $108 I spent for our courthouse wedding turned out to be a pretty good deal.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Espi said:
Respectfully: we ALL pay for female companionship, whether she be a prostitute, wife, or a one-night stand, or a girlfriend.
No, we all don't have to pay for female companionship. Sometimes you can pay the bare minimum, even nothing at all. I've hooked up 4 times this month with this one chick. I bought her a beer on the first date, then a burger later. Not even 10 bucks any of that comes to. Only desperate men willl lay out cash for girls when they don't need to. Have you ever layed out 10 grand on a girlfriend? If you have, that is nuts.
 
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