Cosmetics counters = Jackpot

[wheelin&dealin]

I stumbled upon one of the best possible places to meet hot women...

Cosmetics counters in department stores.

These places, normally thought to be out-of-bounds to the untrained male, are a magnetic field to hot women. I am amazed at some of the talent that works at these places and shops there. All it takes are a few lines of bullsh*t (e.g. help me find a gift for someone..) and you can be in your comfort zone talking with these women.

Example:

Go up to the hottest girl you can find. Ask them to show you around and help you find a gift for your sister or someone... This gives you about 5 minutes to shoot the sh*t with this HB to see if she's even worth asking out. Then when the time is right, ask her where she's from, her age and whatever, then her number.

It's like shooting fish in a fricken barrel! These women are just standing at their counters by themselves waiting for someone to ask them out. Sometimes I start laughing because these women don't even know what's about to hit them when I walk in the store. If I only had a camcorder...

 

[DonJuanMonk]

You're the man now dog.

 

[Mercenary]

Answer us this...

How many numbers have you received from these women?
How many dates have you made?
How many of these women have you had sex with?

 

[Jaun_Don]

My ex room mate was a make up artist and she was a class A ***** that played many, many games and thought her **** smelt sweeter than most...but the truth was when all her war paint came off...there was a lot of acne and skin blemishes and she had a chunky ass.

I once went and saw her at work because I had to drop something off to her and let me tell you that day I felt like saying to her come back down to earth ***** you are not as hot as you think you are and you couldn't hold down a long term relationship if you tried.

She also brought over some her 'cosmetic' friends once and they were all like her...and all they ever ****ing talked about was Desperate Housewives and the like...need I go on?

 

[wheelin&dealin]

Originally posted by Mercenary
Answer us this...

How many numbers have you received from these women?
How many dates have you made?
How many of these women have you had sex with?

Well, since I started doing this about a week or so ago. My record stands at:

4-2-0

How funny is this question though? Obviously I could walk up to any 7 or 8 out of 10 and make them fall in love with me in minutes. I don't toy around with average girls though. I only ask out the best.

 

[wheelin&dealin]

Originally posted by Jaun_Don
My ex room mate was a make up artist and she was a class A ***** that played many, many games and thought her **** smelt sweeter than most...but the truth was when all her war paint came off...there was a lot of acne and skin blemishes and she had a chunky ass.

I once went and saw her at work because I had to drop something off to her and let me tell you that day I felt like saying to her come back down to earth ***** you are not as hot as you think you are and you couldn't hold down a long term relationship if you tried.

She also brought over some her 'cosmetic' friends once and they were all like her...and all they ever ****ing talked about was Desperate Housewives and the like...need I go on?

It's pretty easy to tell if a girl is gross or not when you're talking to her from a few feet away. If you can't tell if a girl has a fat a$$ and a bunch of zits when you're point blank away from her, then I think you may need to open your eyes abit more. Obviously, there are alot of chicks that are complete ditsy idiots but there's no need to stereotype a group of chicks like this. All I'm saying is that there are quite a few smoking broads in the cosmetic business and I don't mind picking them up at all.

 

[Jaun_Don]

Originally posted by wheelin&dealin
It's pretty easy to tell if a girl is gross or not when you're talking to her from a few feet away. If you can't tell if a girl has a fat a$$ and a bunch of zits when you're point blank away from her, then I think you may need to open your eyes abit more. Obviously, there are alot of chicks that are complete ditsy idiots but there's no need to stereotype a group of chicks like this. All I'm saying is that there are quite a few smoking broads in the cosmetic business and I don't mind picking them up at all.

She had a cute face but wore cakes of make up and yes I agree, but it's there holier than thou attitiude that is the turn off...

 

[bbestar]

from rj

Go up to a girl in cosmetics or a jewerlery shop

Go into some fluff talk
Then ask her if she wants to play a mind game.

Tell her,
If You and I were in a intimate relationship and I brought you here with me, what piece / perfume would you show me...

Then pause, don't say a word, say like.. hmmm.. hmmm..

Qualify her then ask number or ask when does she go on break