"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Cosmetic Surgery delaying the wall

Pandora

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Do you think that cosmetic surgery can eliminate the wall or greatly delay the wall? The wall is the only thing that equals the SMV playing field for men. But if cosmetic surgery gets so good that a chick can look good up until 45...then we are screwed as men.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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We will have our 18 year old, supermodel-looking sex bots by the time cosmetic surgery gets that good.
 

Pandora

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Malcontent said:
We will have our 18 year old, supermodel-looking sex bots by the time cosmetic surgery gets that good.
:crackup: hahaha i hope ur right. But as it stands now with enough money a female can get liposuction, botox and azz implants. In some south and central American nations plastic surgery is relatively cheap. In China a women changed her whole face from being drastically ugly to actually attractive.
 

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Pandora said:
:crackup: hahaha i hope ur right. But as it stands now with enough money a female can get liposuction, botox and azz implants. In some south and central American nations plastic surgery is relatively cheap. In China a women changed her whole face from being drastically ugly to actually attractive.
She later got sued by her own husband, you know that right?
 

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The best part is he won.... He had an ugly kid and sued her for something like false advertising and won a fair chunk of change out of the deal.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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