DIESEL
Master Don Juan
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Cornell and ugly chicks
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Full circle
Don Juan
What a scumbag!
Tiburon:
The content of your post only shows your insecurity and confirms my earlier statement. Don't lecture me about achievements. I graduated from Stanford with an MBA.
If you have any ability to read (and write, for that matter) Stanford outflanks Cornell or other Ivy League institutions any day. For the record, I declined Harvard to join Stanford (as most of the Stanford MBA class does).
Now, how about that for your pseudo-brain? Now go and "F__k" yourself!!
P.S.: Learn to take constructive criticism and GROW - the reason we are here!
Tiburon:
The content of your post only shows your insecurity and confirms my earlier statement. Don't lecture me about achievements. I graduated from Stanford with an MBA.
If you have any ability to read (and write, for that matter) Stanford outflanks Cornell or other Ivy League institutions any day. For the record, I declined Harvard to join Stanford (as most of the Stanford MBA class does).
Now, how about that for your pseudo-brain? Now go and "F__k" yourself!!
P.S.: Learn to take constructive criticism and GROW - the reason we are here!
Re: I am saddened
Where did you go to undergrad?
A Stanford MBA is impressive - good for you!
In all seriousness, I have heard and read nothing but awesome things about Stanford. It is certainly the jewel of all west coast universities (with Berkeley right up there). As far as Stanford outflanking Cornell or any other Ivy League institution -well that really depends on what you're measuring.
Sure if you go by all of these US News and World Reports rankings you could make a claim like that. But the truth is that it's impossible to quantify the value of an educational experience. To really be able to compare any two schools you'd have to attend each of them.
You have to take these "rankings" with a grain of salt.
I have heard that a Harvard MBA is very qualitative - but it is Harvard and the name alone opens doors that would otherwise be nailed shut. Truth is you can't really judge unless you experience it yourself.
I honestly do believe though that the undergraduate curriculum at Cornell (in the College of Arts and Sciences & College of Engineering) is one of the toughest if not THE toughest in the country.
So before you take any more jabs at my alma-mater how about you enroll at Cornell and see what it's like to suffer through four years of non-stop work and constant stress (in gloomy Ithaca, NY mind you) . Then maybe you'll come full circle on your criticisms.
What a bunch of elitist bastards we all are. I love it.
Originally posted by Full circle
Tiburon:
Quality of girls aside (at Cornell) I am surprised by your poor english and its expression. You certainly have opened my eyes in terms of infrequent lower student quality of some of the Ivy League students.
Your first post doesn't like CONSTRUCTIVE criticism to me. Just criticism and a jab at the Ivy League.
Where did you go to undergrad?
A Stanford MBA is impressive - good for you!
Wow declined Harvard - aren't you special?
In all seriousness, I have heard and read nothing but awesome things about Stanford. It is certainly the jewel of all west coast universities (with Berkeley right up there). As far as Stanford outflanking Cornell or any other Ivy League institution -well that really depends on what you're measuring.
Sure if you go by all of these US News and World Reports rankings you could make a claim like that. But the truth is that it's impossible to quantify the value of an educational experience. To really be able to compare any two schools you'd have to attend each of them.
You have to take these "rankings" with a grain of salt.
I have heard that a Harvard MBA is very qualitative - but it is Harvard and the name alone opens doors that would otherwise be nailed shut. Truth is you can't really judge unless you experience it yourself.
I honestly do believe though that the undergraduate curriculum at Cornell (in the College of Arts and Sciences & College of Engineering) is one of the toughest if not THE toughest in the country.
So before you take any more jabs at my alma-mater how about you enroll at Cornell and see what it's like to suffer through four years of non-stop work and constant stress (in gloomy Ithaca, NY mind you)
. Then maybe you'll come full circle on your criticisms.What a bunch of elitist bastards we all are. I love it.
Full circle
Don Juan
Ronin I:
Guess what, I was at Johnson school of business (at Cornell) two years ago to pursue a Corning fellowship. Been there and done that! I am more than familiar with Cornell -- one of the reasons why I was surprised at the poor writing ability of "Mr. T".
Turning down Harvard is not a big deal to many of Stanford MBA students, as stated earlier. (That's why, we chose Stanford.) If you really want a skinny on MBA program check out BusinessWeek. Their website has all the stats you need to draw an informed conclusion.
As regards my undergrad school, it is Oxford in Britain.
P.S.: Loving your alma mater is one thing but loving it blindly is ignorance.
Guess what, I was at Johnson school of business (at Cornell) two years ago to pursue a Corning fellowship. Been there and done that! I am more than familiar with Cornell -- one of the reasons why I was surprised at the poor writing ability of "Mr. T".
Turning down Harvard is not a big deal to many of Stanford MBA students, as stated earlier. (That's why, we chose Stanford.) If you really want a skinny on MBA program check out BusinessWeek. Their website has all the stats you need to draw an informed conclusion.
As regards my undergrad school, it is Oxford in Britain.
P.S.: Loving your alma mater is one thing but loving it blindly is ignorance.
Why were you at the Johnson School if you have a MBA from Stanford?
I'm sure there are many people at Stanford who turned down Harvard but I'm sure there are also many people at Harvard that turned down Stanford.
Oxford - so you're a Brit?
I'm in an MBA program (Simon school at University of Rochester - I did my research two years ago).
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Full circle
Don Juan
On a fellowship of Corning glass to conduct a project analysis under one of their "Chair" professors.
I must say, "Cornell's campus is one of the most beautiful campuses."
Full circle
Don Juan
No wonder you are at a run-of-the-mill business school. Quality shows. Get a grip, jackass!
Royal-tiger
Don Juan
This thread is a good example of how we deviate from the topic and get into personal attacks.
If someone positively suggests a room for improvement it creates a ripple of personal attacks. In my opinion, let us put this to rest and enjoy what this site is for i.e., admiring women.
If someone positively suggests a room for improvement it creates a ripple of personal attacks. In my opinion, let us put this to rest and enjoy what this site is for i.e., admiring women.
Dude what the hell does my choice of B-school have to do with anything? You don't know sh!t about me or my life (meaning how I happen to be where I'm at now) yet you pass judgement - based on what information? "Quality shows" my ass.
"Cornell's campus is one of the most beautiful campuses." - why was this in quotes? I took it to be some sort of wiseass comment.
I must say, "You come off as a snobby prick".
Who the fvck writes like that. You're quoting youself? I don't get it.
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Helter Skelter
Master Don Juan
This really has nothing to do with anything, but I went to college and had quite a few friends that came from over seas for school. English was not their first language, but it seemed that everyones favorite word was fucck.
You fucckin go do it, you mother fuccker, or You could use fucckin before almost any word. Foreigners love that word. It was almost like the movie Scarface where Al Pacino said fucck maybe 500 times during the movie.
Back to Cornell
You fucckin go do it, you mother fuccker, or You could use fucckin before almost any word. Foreigners love that word. It was almost like the movie Scarface where Al Pacino said fucck maybe 500 times during the movie.
Back to Cornell
Full circle
Don Juan
Really! So you got accepted at the Harvard Business School but decided to join Rochester because .... Haven't we heard enough of that BS before.
As regards quotes, learn grammar and you will "get it".
Royal-tiger: I agree with your opinion. However, it is ironic how people indulge in personal insults when someone tries to suggest some improvements. If these two clowns represent Cornell, I am glad I did not earn my degree there.
MoAF
Don Juan
Take a party buss to ithaca? Or even better, come up to UB, we are teh 6th biggest party school in the nation. GO BULLS!
Helter Skelter
Master Don Juan
I went to Monmouth University, I couldn't have gotten into an ivy league school to save my life. I couldn't get into any law school cause I had a 2.6 GPA and my LSAT score sucked the big one.
So I was forced to start my own health care company and the funny thing is most of you ivy league dorks will never make anywhere near the amount of money I make. What's even funnier, I don't even like money that much. I'll take pu$$y anyday over it.
Moral of the story. What you acheive in school doesn't mean shiit.
What you accomplish in the real world is what matters.
So I was forced to start my own health care company and the funny thing is most of you ivy league dorks will never make anywhere near the amount of money I make. What's even funnier, I don't even like money that much. I'll take pu$$y anyday over it.
Moral of the story. What you acheive in school doesn't mean shiit.
What you accomplish in the real world is what matters.
I must say, "My personal story is irrelevant. What is relevant is that you don't know it, yet you behave as if you are somehow superior. Oxford, Stanford MBA, Corning fellowship - good for you, pal. All impressive accomplishments. But there is MUCH more to a man than the degrees that hang on his wall".
I must say, "I have never known anyone to write 'I must say' and then quote themselves. Seems like a very self-important way of communicating - which doesn't surprise me given what I know about you thus far."
I must say, "So are we."Originally posted by Full circle
If these two clowns represent Cornell, I am glad I did not earn my degree there.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
First off - we're not all dorks.
Secondly, I do agree with you to an extent. Like I alluded to earlier, going to the better schools opens more doors, gives you more choices. Also there's the quality of education received which is usually much better at the top tier schools (but not always).
The top schools have the $$$ and reputation to attract the best students and professors = better learning experience. In the end though, it is what you get out of it.
Sure you didn't do well in school, yet things worked out very well for you. What about the countless others (like you) who are not doing so well? The odds are definitely in our favor.
In the end though, life is pretty random. There have been a lot of very, very smart people in the world who really didn't get anywhere.
Helter Skelter
Master Don Juan
Ronin
I don't think you guys are dorks. But with all the name calling on this thread, I just wanted to get in on the fun.
An Ivy league degree is way cool!!
I don't think you guys are dorks. But with all the name calling on this thread, I just wanted to get in on the fun.
An Ivy league degree is way cool!!
I don't get it, Full Circle, your vastly educated, yes. However, you also seem to be touting a holier than thou attitude around here, I mean more than half your posts are in this thread, passing judgement and critisizing people. You've been here since april, yet your interaction with people has been minimal to none.
Yet back in another thread you posted
I mean here you have not shown that you know anything about the people in this thread, especially without having really interacted with them, yet your feeling qualified to judge people.
Let people find and fix their own faults, because the only way that gets done, is on their own. Dragging this out into a mud slinging war, doesn't exactly seem to be fitting of a well educated man.
There I've said my piece, sitting here b*tching about this doesn't get the job done, and make change.
Yet back in another thread you posted
I mean here you have not shown that you know anything about the people in this thread, especially without having really interacted with them, yet your feeling qualified to judge people.
Let people find and fix their own faults, because the only way that gets done, is on their own. Dragging this out into a mud slinging war, doesn't exactly seem to be fitting of a well educated man.
There I've said my piece, sitting here b*tching about this doesn't get the job done, and make change.
Helter Skelter
Master Don Juan
Bill Gates was a Harvard drop out right?
He's still doing okay, for example.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.