"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Cops Gone Wild!

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My Uncle was a cop and is currently in the corrections system (prison guard), and it's is a horrible career IMO. The things he has to deal with on a regular basis are obscene. These people are required to treat human trash with respect, and when they fail they are called on it quite harshly.

Once in a while there is a bad apple, or one of the good ones folds under the pressure. C'est la vie.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Vladimir Horowitz said:
Yes. Random House defines civilian as:

–noun

1. a person who is not on active duty with a military, naval, police, or fire fighting organization.
Haha, so you again admit to what I say!! Why use a term to define us that is used by the military!! You are hurting your cause!!

A republic/democracy has citizens BUT a police state has "civilians"!!!
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Vladimir Horowitz said:
I use a term that the military uses because ... the guy that works the McDonald's drive-thru uses this term, the homeless guy on the corner uses this term,.
Deus pianoforte, Haha, I'm 100% convinced you are with the
military after that incoherent and lame definition!! MCDonald's workers?? The homeless??? :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 

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...The hypocracy continues:rolleyes:

This is just sad.
 

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BarackObama said:
As your President, I pledge to end police corruption.
Yes!!! Listen to the truth! Police corruption is not the natural order. We must bring back the natural order.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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that bike thing is ****ing horrible. I ride a decent amount, 50- 60 miles a week and being shoved like that at ~15-20mph would seriously **** someone up. Totally uncalled for, no matter what the biker said off camera. That cop moved toward him to shove him as the cyclist was trying to move out of his way.
 
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