"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Cool Phrases

hary3030

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Let's put here some cool phrases!!

*Always Worth It

*Treat her like a queen, just don't forget to be the king.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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"I got 99 Problems but a B**** aint one" - Jay Z

"I got Game Like EA, and I want to let you play" - Lil Wayne

"Courage is taking the first step, even when you can't see the whole staircase"
- MLK Jr.
 

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'Don't talk about it, be about it'

'Shady, shady chickies...' - Adam Senn

'Just Dance' - Lady GaGa - lol
 

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bump

c'm the fvck on. Would like to here some wit and stupid one's too...
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?
 

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As one that got away would say to me as an add-on to a comment from an e-mail probably on her way to one of her lovers to get railed: 'yayyyyyyyyyyyy'.

Chicks luv to say 'yayyyyyyyyyyyy'...
 

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one last shot to get this thing off the ground... even off things are great to have in mind if you deliver them the right way.
 
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