“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

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I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

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These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Coochie Stocks Options (CSO)

Solomon

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This thread is inspired by my man MNIP(formely MNIN). The problem that a lot of gamers face, whether you are a vet or Rookie is how to keep your Coochie Stock options from fluctuating (also Known as the P*ssy Market). You see the CSO market goes up and down just like the regular Stock Market. When your game is at an apex your stock goes through the roof, you have real options. When a chick flakes or disrespects you could give a F- less, because you have so many options that it doesn’t matter, because you have so many options that it doesn’t matter. However when you don't have a chick you start doing some uugh "AFC" things.



^^Sorry for the poor drawing, as you can see I’m not a artist in the sense of drawing, this ususally happens durning a "growth" period, for me this was between October and January my CSO was so crazy that I didn't sweat it if hunny's was flaking or not :cool:

However realistically speaking for the average gamer the CSO looks more like this

^^yes sir,this is how my CSO is now,:(

The key is to keep your CSO constant, so it doesn’t nose dive, that’s how it’s suppose to be like this


^^yes sir

There some Standards that you have.

The MNIN Standard
You don’t care what your CSO is as long as they are “hot” or “cute” you even put up with your CSO flaking/****ing another guy/disrespecting you etc etc, as long as you’re CSO is hot, it doesn’t matter

The Montoya Standard
Inspired by an acquaintance, this is when, your CSO falls in to a recession or depression and your standards just go down by a monthly basis. The main objective is to get your whistle wet, the longer you have gone without it the more willing your to smash something fugly. I’ve fallen for this myself; :(

The Gold Standard (aka The DJ standard)
You always have at least 2 CSO’s on deck, and their beautiful not just in looks but all around on top of that, they’re not women of low quality say as MNIN standard.

However things happen when your CSO isn’t Constant you fall trap into one of these “Standards”

When your CSO is constant, you don’t fall into traps that my man MNIN fell into, or traps that I fell into with flakes. But things happen when a guy falls into a “recession” or even *GULP* depression
Let me explain.

A Period of growth or Prosperity
It's like the first pic, this is when you have more CSO then you can handle, women are truly abundant, and you don't care if some flake on you because your CSO is through the roof so you keep the stock that cost high (HB's) and drop the low ones (UG's/not so hot chicks)


A Recession
A recession is when you haven’t gotten any Coochie (Or CSO) for a couple months or less, typically in a recession guys get a bit desperate and go in overdrive mode. Start looking for girls they smashed a couple months ago etc etc

A depression
Is worse than a Recession basically you haven’t gotten any CSO at all, and been without it for several months, typically this is where guys get uber-despeate, start browsing Adult friend finder, goes to some trashy bars etc etc

^^yikes:eek:

So how do you keep your CSO to the “Gold” standard if there aren’t any options? You balance life, and focus on something else, you see the more you focus on not having CSO the more unconscisouly you worry about it. When you don't worry about CSO live your life as if you don't need it then more CSO will come. But when you are thristy for CSO and hunting and it's obvious it draws away from you. Something a natural always thought me is, “women are like busses they come and go, even if it’s slow, another one will come” When you focus on other aspects with your life, CSO will be abundant this is what helped me, yes sometimes when it’s slow its slowwwww, but don’t do something desperate, a DJ always adhere's to his standard.

Peace
 
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mrRuckus

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This is why I would never let anyone know that I read this site.
 

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Dear Solomen,
really appreciated your humerous take on this dating business.....you are right,I never realised before how like the Market it is.
 

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Somehow I do think money and sex are intrincally linked. Maybe this is one way of looking at it.
 

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I'm sorry, but the graphs were the funniest part.:crackup:
 

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I take it coochie default swaps are a subject of chapter 2?
 

What happens, IN HER MIND, is that she comes to see you as WORTHLESS simply because she hasn't had to INVEST anything in you in order to get you or to keep you.

You were an interesting diversion while she had nothing else to do. But now that someone a little more valuable has come along, someone who expects her to treat him very well, she'll have no problem at all dropping you or demoting you to lowly "friendship" status.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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That was pretty funny. Pickup is lot like the market.

Here's a few more terms I made up just for fun....

Inflation -- Women overrate their looks and the coochie purchasing power of your c*ck declines

Irrational Exuberance -- An AFC who thinks he's gonna get laid after that dinner date

Limit Order -- Whatever chick you can pick up at the bar within a certain weight limit

Market Order -- Whatever chick you can pick up at the bar before the closing bell, i.e. last call

Stimulus -- viagra

TARP -- a condom

Too Big to Fail -- Her coochie after too many uses
 

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Solo, the Great economist in our midst..
 
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Mike32ct said:
That was pretty funny. Pickup is lot like the market.

Here's a few more terms I made up just for fun....

Inflation -- Women overrate their looks and the coochie purchasing power of your c*ck declines

Irrational Exuberance -- An AFC who thinks he's gonna get laid after that dinner date

Limit Order -- Whatever chick you can pick up at the bar within a certain weight limit

Market Order -- Whatever chick you can pick up at the bar before the closing bell, i.e. last call

Stimulus -- viagra

TARP -- a condom

Too Big to Fail -- Her coochie after too many uses

LOl Brilliant I love it,

Amoka how you been chap?
 
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