Last Man Standing
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Are there any limits to even perversions??? Are there no standards???
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Convincing your girlfriend to do anal
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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
The Juan and only
Master Don Juan
These "perversions", taking place in a loving relationship, harm absolutely nobody (bar those fcking idiots -not mentioning names- who are so involved in everyone elses' lives that they forget to live and love for themselves)Last Man Standing said:
And in a 100 years we'll all be dead anyway, so fvck it (literally). Do you really expect me or anyone else to let your illogical and opinionated ideals define their own reality and self? bit arrogant don't you think?
Just sayin.
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strong like bull
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its okay to shove my **** down a girls throat but im not allowed to throw it in the butt? thats no fun... 
some would even argue that for the sake of girls, it can be as, or more, pleasurable than getting a huge wang against the back of their throat.
-SLB
some would even argue that for the sake of girls, it can be as, or more, pleasurable than getting a huge wang against the back of their throat.
-SLB
belividere
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Dont use anal ease. Yes it numbs her, but it numbs your **** just as bad and you wont even enjoy it. You'd be much better off with straight lube.zerocelcius said:
IME the best way to go is to be dominant in bed and still be gentle to the point that the girl doesn't feel violated. Take control. Pull some hair, smack some ass and talk dirty.
These are weird times. You've got the ****ed up post-feminist era guilt coupled with the excessive access to porn. If your current gf wont let you pop it in her ass your probably 14ft away from a girl who enjoys it.