RichardTheFrog
Banned
Yesterday, I was at a bar on South Beach on Collins Ave.The bartender was pretty hot. I would guess she was Dominican, but I didn't ask. I ordered a beer. I got the impression that maybe she didn't like me at first, but it's possible that I get that impression erroneously pretty often. I knew there was a bar upstairs because I had been there before so I closed my tab with her and went upstairs. It was boring up there and had male bartenders, so I came back downstairs.
She had a TV on that she was commenting on. At the bar was me, her, and an old guy that wasn't talking. There was a show about a serial killer called the BTK killer. She would just make comments like "omg people can be so fvcked up." Then, the next show came on and it called Dr. Oz and they were fixing a girls butt injection gone wrong. She went to an illegal plastic surgeon. I couldn't really hear the TV, so I asked her questions about what was going on.
I actually know a decent amount about plastic surgery, so we started talking about that. Then, I said...
Me: "That's actually why I'm here. I'm just visiting for plastic surgery.
Her: "Really? What are you getting done?"
Me: "I don't know if I should tell you."
Her: "You can tell me."
Me: "I'm getting an injection to make my d1ck thicker."
Her: "No way. You're kidding."
Me: "No, I'm for real."
Her: "I'm really gullible (more on this later). I think you're fvcking with me"
Me: "I'm not."
Then I showed her the website of the doctor I went to. She asked why I got it and I said because I got some 16 months ago and some of the gains went down and I was disappointed that I no longer had to wear Magnums. She thought it was really cool. She asked if it still felt the same and if I could still cvm normally and have the same feeling. I said that I did. I told her about how scary the recovery period was for me last time because I wasn't prepared for how ugly it was going to look for a few weeks. Then I told her it may have messed me up last time so my erections weren't as good and I told her about my implant. She said that she used to have a sugar daddy when she was younger that had one, but she never got to see it because they only went on 2 dates and never had sex. So she asked about that and how it worked. She asked what happens after I cvm, how does it get soft? I told her it stays hard after I cvm until I push the button for it to go down. She said that was awesome. Then, she started talking about how she might get her boobs done.
So, basically, I spent a good 3-5 minutes talking about my d1ck with a hot bartender and she was really interested in the conversation. Lol. See I can talk all day long about a topic that I'm interested in.
At one point, I felt that there was so much SEXUAL TENSION during this conversation that she may have agreed if I asked her back to my hotel that night, which was like 30-60 minutes away. But I'm not really sure. She was wearing a wedding ring, but no guarantee that it was real.
Then, the conversation slowed down. I went to the bathroom. She started cutting lemons. I tried to pick it back up asking where she met her sugar daddy. She said it was at a restaurant she used to work at, but it was "eons ago." (before the days of Seeking Arrangement, I'm assuming).
So I left and I was pretty drunk by the time I left, but I felt like it was a good conversation. Talking about my d1ck with a hot bartender. But I also kind of felt like I left the impression of "the creepy guy" because who the hell talks about their d1ck that much lol. But Mark Manson says in his book that you have to understand that you will creep some girls out if you ever want to be successful with them. I don't think she was overly creeped out at all. She was interested in the conversation.
Now you notice I bolded the "gullible" part up top. Here's why...
Okay so this HOT girl admitted to being gullible. So, I'm thinking... maybe A LOT of girls are gullible. So how do I trick them into thinking I have high value, or that it would be a good idea to have sex with me? Tell them I'm super rich? Tell them my dad gave me $10 million on my 25th birthday, and then back it up with a nice car and house? Seriously. The "old me" would have thought this was immoral, but whatever works.
She had a TV on that she was commenting on. At the bar was me, her, and an old guy that wasn't talking. There was a show about a serial killer called the BTK killer. She would just make comments like "omg people can be so fvcked up." Then, the next show came on and it called Dr. Oz and they were fixing a girls butt injection gone wrong. She went to an illegal plastic surgeon. I couldn't really hear the TV, so I asked her questions about what was going on.
I actually know a decent amount about plastic surgery, so we started talking about that. Then, I said...
Me: "That's actually why I'm here. I'm just visiting for plastic surgery.
Her: "Really? What are you getting done?"
Me: "I don't know if I should tell you."
Her: "You can tell me."
Me: "I'm getting an injection to make my d1ck thicker."
Her: "No way. You're kidding."
Me: "No, I'm for real."
Her: "I'm really gullible (more on this later). I think you're fvcking with me"
Me: "I'm not."
Then I showed her the website of the doctor I went to. She asked why I got it and I said because I got some 16 months ago and some of the gains went down and I was disappointed that I no longer had to wear Magnums. She thought it was really cool. She asked if it still felt the same and if I could still cvm normally and have the same feeling. I said that I did. I told her about how scary the recovery period was for me last time because I wasn't prepared for how ugly it was going to look for a few weeks. Then I told her it may have messed me up last time so my erections weren't as good and I told her about my implant. She said that she used to have a sugar daddy when she was younger that had one, but she never got to see it because they only went on 2 dates and never had sex. So she asked about that and how it worked. She asked what happens after I cvm, how does it get soft? I told her it stays hard after I cvm until I push the button for it to go down. She said that was awesome. Then, she started talking about how she might get her boobs done.
So, basically, I spent a good 3-5 minutes talking about my d1ck with a hot bartender and she was really interested in the conversation. Lol. See I can talk all day long about a topic that I'm interested in.
At one point, I felt that there was so much SEXUAL TENSION during this conversation that she may have agreed if I asked her back to my hotel that night, which was like 30-60 minutes away. But I'm not really sure. She was wearing a wedding ring, but no guarantee that it was real.
Then, the conversation slowed down. I went to the bathroom. She started cutting lemons. I tried to pick it back up asking where she met her sugar daddy. She said it was at a restaurant she used to work at, but it was "eons ago." (before the days of Seeking Arrangement, I'm assuming).
So I left and I was pretty drunk by the time I left, but I felt like it was a good conversation. Talking about my d1ck with a hot bartender. But I also kind of felt like I left the impression of "the creepy guy" because who the hell talks about their d1ck that much lol. But Mark Manson says in his book that you have to understand that you will creep some girls out if you ever want to be successful with them. I don't think she was overly creeped out at all. She was interested in the conversation.
Now you notice I bolded the "gullible" part up top. Here's why...
Okay so this HOT girl admitted to being gullible. So, I'm thinking... maybe A LOT of girls are gullible. So how do I trick them into thinking I have high value, or that it would be a good idea to have sex with me? Tell them I'm super rich? Tell them my dad gave me $10 million on my 25th birthday, and then back it up with a nice car and house? Seriously. The "old me" would have thought this was immoral, but whatever works.
