Hey guys...so this is the first transcript of one my conversations that I have decided to put on sosuave. So here's a conversation between me and a HB7. I met her last year when she came to Texas for a football game (she goes to school in Louisiana) and I met her at our tailgate. We hung out at the game, and at the bars afterwards. We stayed in touch occasionally. I never flirted hardcore with her or implied or expressed my interest in her. Here's how the conversation went. Hopefully y'all can pick up something useful or if there's any critique you' like to give.
So to put the conversation in context, I saw a picture of her on facebook at her little brother's graduation.
Me: Your brother's got some sharp style haha
HB7: Right?!!! My whole fam is hahaha. That is a fly ass Brook's Brother's suit though
Me: Yeah it is ha. I'm impressed. How old is he?
HB7: 13. Just graduated from 8th grade tonight
Me: He's 13????
HB7: hahahah Yep! How old did you think he was?
Me: Ok yeah I guess he's 13 because he didn't look like he was 18...wasn't sure tho about you Louisians and all
HB7:hahah How've you been?
Me: I've been good. Looking forward to Sunday I'm flying out to New York for two weeks
HB7: ****ing right!!!! I hate how jealous I am!
Me: Haha I'll rub it all in your face...I'll send you a postcard or something.
HB7: Would LOVE a postcard. It has been way too long. I hate when I make friends that don't live near me. Well don't hate (you know what I mean)
Me: Alright I will send you a postcard then. And yeah same..it's kinda cute in that 5th grade pen pal way...
HB7: awww hahaha
Me: Not really I'm just bsing with you. Whatcha doin?
HB7: Hanging just got back from the bar with my friends
Me: White girl wasted?
HB7: not quite. Just a few shots, a bud light and a few blue moons deep. not bad
Me: oh god you like blue moons? I can't stand blue moons.
HB7: Well good then I know you won't steal mine
Me: Speaking of drinks, come back to Texas and I'll buy you a blue moon. Just 1 though or else you'll get wasted
HB7: ****. and that is TOTAL bull
Me: 1 and a half? I'll do you a favor and finish the other half of the 2nd beer. Unless you want me to carry your limp body home
HB7: And I can totally handle *******. My tolerance is surprising in comparison to my height
Me: I'm surprised you can see over the bar
"One blue moon please!"
"who's talking to me..."
HB7: damnit...ass. i actually tended bar last weekend
Me: Hmm really?
HB7: yes really. *****
Me: Someone is feisty tonight. Must be the blue moon(s)
HB7: **** you. I just have a really bad mouth and you are kinda pissing me off (just a little bit)
Me: "**** you" "I have a really bad mouth"...sounds like date night talk. Kinky
HB7: May sound bad but it will treat you really well
Me: What will treat me very well eh?
HB7: Use your imagination darling
Me: Oh I have a pretty big imagination. Too bad someone is in Louisiana
HB7: Too bad someone isn't in Louisiana. The things I would do to you right now
Me: Haha so you're one of those naughty girls...
HB7: Whoops. Well now you know
Me: I can definitely dig that.
The rest is just blah blah blah...bsed more about the long distance before I cut off the conversation and went to sleep. But now I have a guaranteed lay
Things I did: no over-use of ****y and funny. To be honest, there wasn't even much ****y in there, if at all. I prefer to be confident-playful funny with girls I don't like or are just starting out with.
As one could tell, I was having an actual conversation with her. None of that stuff you see in other guy's transcripts where they try too hard to be ****y and "alpha" and it just comes off as try-hard and desperate.
And when she said I was pissing her off a little bit, I just twisted her words and made it into a playful, flirty situation. At this point you don't want to continue on the same path that led you there (in this situation it was me making fun of her alcohol tolerance) but at the same time you don't want to immediately turn serious and awkward.
Plus she was basically implying from that sentence I was pushing all the right buttons.
Comments, feedback, questions are appreciated!
~BSmooth
So to put the conversation in context, I saw a picture of her on facebook at her little brother's graduation.
Me: Your brother's got some sharp style haha
HB7: Right?!!! My whole fam is hahaha. That is a fly ass Brook's Brother's suit though
Me: Yeah it is ha. I'm impressed. How old is he?
HB7: 13. Just graduated from 8th grade tonight
Me: He's 13????
HB7: hahahah Yep! How old did you think he was?
Me: Ok yeah I guess he's 13 because he didn't look like he was 18...wasn't sure tho about you Louisians and all
HB7:hahah How've you been?
Me: I've been good. Looking forward to Sunday I'm flying out to New York for two weeks
HB7: ****ing right!!!! I hate how jealous I am!
Me: Haha I'll rub it all in your face...I'll send you a postcard or something.
HB7: Would LOVE a postcard. It has been way too long. I hate when I make friends that don't live near me. Well don't hate (you know what I mean)
Me: Alright I will send you a postcard then. And yeah same..it's kinda cute in that 5th grade pen pal way...
HB7: awww hahaha
Me: Not really I'm just bsing with you. Whatcha doin?
HB7: Hanging just got back from the bar with my friends
Me: White girl wasted?
HB7: not quite. Just a few shots, a bud light and a few blue moons deep. not bad
Me: oh god you like blue moons? I can't stand blue moons.
HB7: Well good then I know you won't steal mine
Me: Speaking of drinks, come back to Texas and I'll buy you a blue moon. Just 1 though or else you'll get wasted
HB7: ****. and that is TOTAL bull
Me: 1 and a half? I'll do you a favor and finish the other half of the 2nd beer. Unless you want me to carry your limp body home
HB7: And I can totally handle *******. My tolerance is surprising in comparison to my height
Me: I'm surprised you can see over the bar
"One blue moon please!"
"who's talking to me..."
HB7: damnit...ass. i actually tended bar last weekend
Me: Hmm really?
HB7: yes really. *****
Me: Someone is feisty tonight. Must be the blue moon(s)
HB7: **** you. I just have a really bad mouth and you are kinda pissing me off (just a little bit)
Me: "**** you" "I have a really bad mouth"...sounds like date night talk. Kinky
HB7: May sound bad but it will treat you really well
Me: What will treat me very well eh?
HB7: Use your imagination darling
Me: Oh I have a pretty big imagination. Too bad someone is in Louisiana
HB7: Too bad someone isn't in Louisiana. The things I would do to you right now
Me: Haha so you're one of those naughty girls...
HB7: Whoops. Well now you know
Me: I can definitely dig that.
The rest is just blah blah blah...bsed more about the long distance before I cut off the conversation and went to sleep. But now I have a guaranteed lay
Things I did: no over-use of ****y and funny. To be honest, there wasn't even much ****y in there, if at all. I prefer to be confident-playful funny with girls I don't like or are just starting out with.
As one could tell, I was having an actual conversation with her. None of that stuff you see in other guy's transcripts where they try too hard to be ****y and "alpha" and it just comes off as try-hard and desperate.
And when she said I was pissing her off a little bit, I just twisted her words and made it into a playful, flirty situation. At this point you don't want to continue on the same path that led you there (in this situation it was me making fun of her alcohol tolerance) but at the same time you don't want to immediately turn serious and awkward.
Plus she was basically implying from that sentence I was pushing all the right buttons.
Comments, feedback, questions are appreciated!
~BSmooth
