"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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continue even if she doesnt laugh?

killbill

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My sister is a year and a half older than me. so her friends are therefore older than me. and she always brings this blond beauty over to our house. and yeah I talk to her, shes pretty cool. anyways I try and be funny with her. I sometimes get a laugh and sometimes say something to try to be funny and she acts like I have a lobster crawling out or my ears. so say about fifty fifty I make her laugh. so I was wondering is this normal trying to make a chick laugh and sometimes you mess up and dont get a laugh? also does this ever happen to you guys? please answer thanks


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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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SamePendo

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What are you? Her buffon?

Stop trying to make her laugh and ask her out.


"I heard the other day that serial killers are the ones less likely to laugh at jokes".
 
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