"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Contest: Things That Roll? (prize $$$)

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Yes, I'm back. Miss me? Okay, never mind. Anyway, I figured this is the best place to post this.

I am trying to think of objects that roll.

Why? Because I am doing an illustration project for school. You guys seem creative with all the stuff you type about, so I figured this would be a good place to post. This is a contest. I want you guys to give me some ideas.

The person who thinks of the best object (in my opinion), will get $10-$15 via Paypal. I will PM you for instructions when all is said and done. So far I've thought of the following:

wheel, rim, tires, gear

I will decide on a winner once this thread reaches at least 30 replies.

By the way, please nothing indecent like a penis or blunts. Keep it PG.

Thanks.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Some blinds can roll and unroll.

Measuring tape rolls and unrolls. Same with regular sticky tape. And fabric rolls.

Rolling Chairs Roll. So do wheelchairs.

Balls can roll. Tennis balls, basketballs, soccer balls, footballs (on its side).

CDs can also roll if you get them to balance and push them a little.

Same with every other cylindrical object. Like bottles.

This car is friggin sweet! http://images.businessweek.com/ss/06/01/3_wheel_cars/image/intro.jpg
 

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A painter rolls rolls paint on walls.

Spring rolls are rolled. Egg Rolls are not despite their name. They are in fact, folded.

Some deodorants can roll on since they have a little applicator ball.

A pen rolls ink on paper since the tip is a teeny ball.

Sausage rolls are folded. Sometimes roled. But mostly folded over.

A winch connected to a car can roll and unroll the wire on the spool.

Sleeping bags are rolled and unrolled.
 

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Hey thank all of you guys for the ideas.

I have actually decided on something that I thought of. Dice!

That's what I'm going to use.

However, if you PM me your email address I will send each of you $2 for the effort of thinking of stuff.

Thanks.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Call_Me_Daddy said:
No thanks. I don't accept money from cheapskates.
Huh? Well I didn't use your idea, and the thread didn't get 30 replies anyway. I don't see how I'm being a cheapskate. How about $5, is that cool?
 
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