Constantly being put down by mate.

[Diaoz]

I've got a problem here. At times when I go out with this particular mate, he will intentionally put me down by saying something untrue about me. If I start defending myself and says it's not true yadayada, it'd seem like I'm over concious and at worst, may even seem like it's actually true but I'm trying to cover up. If I don't do anything and just play it cool, it's been taken as the truth for many times.

So, I need some ****y, funny, confident, DJ lines to rebutt him in the future. Something along the lines of "Is defaming the best you can do?" and "You're just trying to ease the wounds of my superiority"(because I'm actually way better than him in that aspect he constantly puts me down in).

Pls help...this is incredibly distressing and I would like to teach that punk a lesson anyway...by embarrassing him in front of chicks like he always does to me.

 

[Ebach]

You're not superior. That much I can tell you. When you insult it shouldn't be personal (personal insult is disrespect). It should be behavior based. Like he does something to piss you off and you give him a comeback either disarming his behavior insult or attacking with one of yours that's related in someway.

 

[Diaoz]

eps: yeah I know, been trying to avoid hanging out with him but the settings is just so that I meet him rather often and from time to time he'd pull that **** on me.

ebach: don't quite get what you're saying. I wasn't trying to insult someone, merely trying to find a rebuttal line, a comeback line for myself. The 2 lines I gave as examples were merely the range of stuff I'm looking for, I'm trying to get some suggestions from you guys here.
As to whether I'm superior or that, my brackets already explains that it's proven that I'm better that him in that aspect he's constantly putting me down in and that's one of the reasons he constantly pulls that **** on me.

In the past when he started this **** on me, I rebutted by using concrete examples of how he said was not true and in fact I'm better than him in that aspect. The girls(and boys) in the room realised what my mate was pulling off, however my image didn't improve much by the way I'm pulling off. So the next couple of times, I just keep my silence but it didn't work out either. Now I'm just looking for a simple line to use.

 

[Ebach]

You know what always works? After he says something stupid, just look him in the eye with a blank expression and start laughing histerically hitting his shoulders like you need to get your balance back. At the end before you stop laughing, say something along the line "That's the funniest **** I've ever heard from you."

 

[Soma]

Treat him like you would your cute, bratty little sister. Don't get upset, stay cool. Don't defend yourself. If he questions you on something, don't give a reply. Instead, answer his question with a question. Once you're cool enough you can just completely freeze him out.

Him: Why are you talking to those girls like that?!
You: Why, would you like me to talk to you like that instead? Awwww, you're jealous. That's cute. Hey, maybe if your good I'll give you some attention later. *Wink wink*. ***Turn to the girls and continue your conversation***

Him: Why are you trying to show off in front of these girls? Just be yourself man.
You: Aw dude, I'm just trying to impress a cooool XX guy like you. You rock! (Insert some trait about him. Like if he's a Skater say "I'm just trying to impress a coooool Skater guy like you!"
****If he agrees that he rocks it makes him look like a tool. Roll your eyes, laugh AT him and say something like, "Yeah dude, you're really cool." Then turn your back on him, completely freezing him out, make sure you're facing the girls and continue your conversation with them.***

Him: This guy (referring to you), is such a dork. Did you know he has only a 4 inch d1ck?!
You: Hey man, could you repeat that? I didn't catch that part where you tried to make yourself sound cooler than me.***If he repeats it, he is trying too hard and looks like a retard. Continue the same as I said in the previous comeback***

Him: This guy is such a gaylord. Did you know he has gay porn in his room?!
You: Walk over to him, put one arm around his shoulders firmly, then pat him on the chest with your free hand, firmly. Then say to the girls, "I LOVE this guy! He's such a joker!" Let go of him, turn your back to him, freeze him out, and continue with the girls.

These are very basic things (AMOG tactics) to do and extremely effective. I'm sure you can come up with more on your own. Try em out and have fun with it. I bet you'll enjoy yourself much more when around d!ckheads who talk crap to make themselves look better.


-Soma

 

[Alen-Delon]

when he starts making fun of you or whatever judy bust him in hed jaw so next time he wont do it ..... that will saw you time and effort

 

[MacDiddy]

Him: you're a f%$#ing blah blah blah
You: yeah... whatever <then ignore him>


Theres not counter rebuttal for "whatever" None..Zippo..Zilch

 

[Naked_Elephant]

No

No reaction. Not even whatever. Don't hang out with him.

People don't give credibility to what others say, they might laugh to it or go with it, but inside, everybody judges you on what you do/are.

Be what you want to be and be judged as such.



Soma, what you say isn't too bad but you're acknowledging his remarks by doing anything at all. The loser doesn't deserve anything.

 

[MacDiddy]

Problem solved if you don't hang out with him. BUT in the event that u happen to be in the same space with said Mate and a few girls, you'd look pretty small if you just showed no reation at all. The girls will be thinking "why doesn't he stand up to that jerk?"

Saying "whatever" in a manner that also communicates "who the **** is this chump, lets ignore him girls" neutralizes your mates venon or spite.

 

[DJBen]

Him: hey, remember when you *most embarassing thing ever*
You: Excuse me a second girls *looks around confused, sniffs* hey X, open a window, I just got a serious waft of bull****.

Not original, but it never fails whenever it happens for me. If he keeps coming:

Him: blah blah blah
You: *sounding slightly like you're talking to a child* Shh.... your making yourself look pathetic!

 

[Kineti[C]harm]

I'm so happy Soma answered so I didn't have to, he atleast knows wtf his mate is doing, AMOG battles and how to react to them.

 

[flava]

shoot him

 

[Diaoz]

Thks

Thanks for all the replies and taking time to read boys, really helps. BTW, what's AMOG?

 

[abcd_z]

From the Fast Seduction Website: (http://fastseduction.com/acronyms.shtml)
Alpha Male Other Guy - In reference to a situation where you are trying to close on a chick and there's direct (in-your-face) competition from another PUA. This is different than a ****block because the normal disarming strategies don't work.

 

[DJ Alejandro]

this one works for me whenever some guy always tries to put me down especially in public like the lobby in college where people can hear what's going on.

him: you know what DJA did before? he [whatever]! *self-chuckle*.
me:
him: and the other time? [whatever] *self-chuckle AGAIN*
me: [getting a bit pissed off now.] hey, ****! i really think you're thinking about me too much.
him:

the crowd usually laughs at him.

works for me.

 

[Caesar20]

Don't defend yourself, strike him back verbally; he's your mate after all, you know atleast sth about him.

avoid physical contact at all costs (fight or even pushing him away from you or threatning him w/ a fist), as it only makes you look retarded and wannabe-cool MF.

hey, ****! i really think you're thinking about me too much.

that may work; gay shyt works almost all the time.
avoid his financial status, car or anything insulting (like small d1ck issue)

 

[DJ Alejandro]

that line has never let me down up to date. its solid.

 

[coldcoal]

This is his angle on the ladies, and you're the tool. You don't play his game. You take it away with a friendly bet that he can't keep closing the ladies without using this kind of personal demeanor in any way.