"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Conspiracy Theory

milrenkb

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I want to start a thread dedicated to starting conspiracies.

Heres some of my personal favorites

1. Starting my own country and appointing people to positions (Cred Juggler)

2. Whos the richest (Cred. David D)

3. Selling hot dogs in Greece (Cred. Mystery)

4. I'm George Clooney and I'm so rich that I was able to pay a group of scientist to create this body so I could go out and mingle among the common folks (Cred. Me) or I'm just George Clooney

5. Assigning roles from Sex and the City (Cred. Thundercat)

6. Giving people nicknames (Cred. society)

7. Telling people they look like a certain celebrity (this goes hand in hand with the nicknames)

I'd like to see if anyone else knows any other cool conspiracy theories.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Bvbidd

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What the hell?

PUAs are sad pathetic people by the way.
I think this post kinda proves that a bit.
 
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What man would mention 'Sex and the city' (Read/Translate "Hors" in the city) - this dude is a homo-pervert!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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I've started posting here for a week or two, and Bvidd is BY FAR my favourite poster.

Amen.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Last Man Standing said:
What man would mention 'Sex and the city' (Read/Translate "Hors" in the city) - this dude is a homo-pervert!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Although I don't condone gay name calling, I have to make an exception with this brother. He is a flaming pillow biter for mentioning Sex and the City.

I also agree that PUA's are pathetic and childish.
 

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This is stupid. This thread should get locked.
 
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