"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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News channel is KGB ran, unofficial of course, it's purpose audience is Russia and Russians throughout the world. Your Chicago story has made the news on this channel, congrands!


Title says AMERICAN WAR - BLACK RACISM AND LIBERAL LIES. The LIBERAL LIES refers to this CBS news story, which flipped everything upside down.


Then news story goes on to analyze what Trump will face after he becomes president.


Pst!
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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somewhere out there floating around is a picture of the mug shot of the female that was involved in this incident. She was crying. I thought that was so funny. This whole story made me absolutely sick. I have a special place in my heart for disabled and challenged people.
 

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There used to be a time when people like that, regardless of the color of their skin, would be strung up in a tree pretty damn quick.
 

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1st words in the fist video - by KGB - ...group BLACK LIVES MATTERS which is funded by George Soros.......... Does that tell you something or not?
 
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