"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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That one hb5 I was talking about, invited me to her house friday night. I called her once that day, we had a short convo, and I told her that I was busy and had to go. Then later that day I called her from my other friends house. and his dad kept saying **** like don juan and cassanova and all kinds of ****, while i was on the phone so I told her I had to go again, she didnt answer any of the rest of my calls that night. I called her the next day and she told me that she left her phone at work (Bullsh!t). Ive seen her once in school today and acted as if she wasnt even there. When I see her in 7th period Im going tow ait for her to approach, (she will) and Im gonna tell her to "go keep urself occupied and go fly a kite, if your gonna act like a little child and ruin other peoples weekends, then im gonna treat you like one and I dont like little kids", and walk away. Hows that sound? I got 15 mins so if no suggestions by then Im just gonna go for it 7th period.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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dude you are screwed, tell us how it goes.
 

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I just ignored her the whole day. She tryed to kino me walking through the hall, a light tap on the shoulder I just looked at her and said what and walked away. Wouldnt even look at her everytime I passed her, Im just next'ing her ass, I didnt find her very attractive to begin with and she was approaching me. So fvck her. I noticed after 7th, when I was talking to a hb9 maybe 9.5. After I got done talking to her and she was about to get on her bus I turned around and the hb5 was walking towards me eyeing me down. I hope she gets the point. NEXT!
 

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harsh man, treating a 5 like her, at least if u wanted to practice on her, dont humilate her, who knows maybe one day she will want to take revenge-girls can do that, they can turn from 5 to 9 in 3 years, trust me i seen this before, man you are still screwd, good luck.
 

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I forgot to mention shes a senior and Im a sophomore.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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