"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Confused as hell.. what 2 do...

elguato

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Here's the story.

I have two best friends. One of them is a guy who i've known for like 2 years and 5 months, he is 32 and he works for my fathers' corporation.

The other one is a girl, whose 16 and whom I knew for 7 years (since she was 9).

My buddy likes my best girl-friend... he has a crush on her cuz he is obsessed with German Blondes with blue eyes (what my best friend ..girl.. happens to be)

Yesterday we were watching a movie in the usual setting. My sister + her bf in one corner, me on my bed wit my best-girl-friend.. and my buddy on the floor..

now during the movie julia, thas her name.. started like makin out wit me and **** (no kissin but like touchin and ****)

and of course, being human how the hell could i resist... so i did it back..

without realizing my friend was watchin us and getting madder and madder.. now he's so hurt he says because of what i did in front of him, that he is like sad and ****.. and i dont want that cuz he is the funniest dude ever

what the hell do i do?? oh yah i like my best-girl-friend more than a friend as well, and ****...

thx
 

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PiHiPlaya

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He's double her age, that's like Pedophile status... he can't have her.

Why do you have a 32 year old friend?
 

wh01987

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F-u-c-k-i-n-g old pervert. who cares if hes mad get aread of that old man as a friend
 

Canadianpimpology

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He's fucking twice her age. Please explain that to him or give him the url to this site..
 
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