"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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gregory

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I know i dont go to church a lot, but there are a few things in my life that i regret doing, and it would sure make me feel a lot better if i could hear what are the worst things in life that you all did?

I will post my confession after someone is brave enough to go first :p
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Porky

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Don't think I regret this for a second.

A girl lied about me for no reason. I won't go into details, but let's just say it made me look like the type of guy to shamelessly take advantage of drunk girls. a few weeks ago at a party I got a little (read: lot) inebriated and went off on her. I must have yelled at her total for a good 10 or 15 minutes. I think she ended up crying.
 

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Why would you yell at a girl? for a few sec, maybe understandable. But for 15 min? You're the most wonderful AFC I've ever heard of.
 

Porky

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Why are you here, if not because you're an AFC?

I'm here admitting that it's the worst thing I've ever done. I don't feel bad about it, but I still realize that it was a mean thing to do.

You're ignorant to the situation. Don't presume to judge me when you know nothing about me.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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AFK Protector

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Originally posted by Mr. Debonaire
piss on the doorhandles when its really cold. :p ;)
If it were that cold, wouldn't my c0ck kinda get cold too? that's painful for me, but see, you can sh1t in warm weather and do damage too. I will smear sh1t on his doorhandles next time. See, I thought this out well.
 

I-am-someone

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Hmm... my regrets?

That I didn't change my life earlier and that I wasted 6 months of my life.

And to be honest, I just wasted another good 5 minutes by looking on this board. What the hell am I doing?! What the hell are you guys doing?!
 

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Are we really this immature guys that we have to post stuff like this?

Go back to GBS
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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