"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Confederations cup

CLOONEY

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Who will win?

Today we see the game between Mexico and Argentina! Mexico has played well, but I dont think they have the firepower to beat Argentina. Argentina is playing some good football and will win this semi.

The final will then see Brazil (missing some big names, Ronaldo, Carlos and Cafu), against a probable Argentina. Will be a classic match if it happens! Even though Brazil is missing some big names, they still have a great great team.

Any thoughts on the tournament so far? Other than Australias defence sucks nearly as much as the Greek attack!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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haha. one argentinian defense player gave a number1 cut to a mexican player(had to be substituted). so there was some kind of boxing feeling.


the penalty shootout was very cool! unfortunately mexico did loose. they would have beaten brazil one more time :p

i think argentinia is gonna win the final. brazil isnt on top of their game.

imo mexico,japan,germany were stronger than expected although brazil and argentinia made it to the final. the best moments were the final minutes of japan-brazil 2-2 when the brazils were ****ting their pants:D
 

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hahaha, yeah, I sure do. Golf and Tennis also! I have played all 4 competitively for most of my life! Yes I am a sports freak! But boxing is definately my true passion!

I dont agree about the Japan part, Brazil solidly outplayed them IMHO. Deserved to go through. Mexico made it close with Argentina! Closer than I thought, but Im glad Argentina went through! Germany, man, their young defenders make it hard for them to be as much of a powerhouse all over the feild as they used to be, but they definately gave Brazil a LOT of trouble in that first half! They should be ready for WC 2006 though, not to mention, ANOTHER home ground advantage! Hopefully I will make it over to watch a few matches :cheer:

Mexico though, I give them their props, they are now a very strong and competitive football nation!

As for the final? One tip on Argentina? Requelme (however you spell it), definately controls this side, and adds some definate firepower to them! His corners are picture perfect, set peices are great, and he has some great passing and awareness to boot!

Hopefully Ronald Dinho can pull off something spectacular! He always tries! Reminds me of the Ronaldo of old, back in the later part of the mid 90s! I say Brazil wins on penalties! With a final score of 2-2.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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yes, the german defense is young and unexperienced but the problem is only one player(Huth). he almost fvcked it up vs australia and did fvck it up vs brazil, no faults allowed versus the worldchampion.

if you come overhere, visit me and show me your insane PUA skills on hot brazil sambagirls:D


argentinia wins 3-2 i wanna see some goals
mexico wins 2-1
 

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Sorry, Brasil kicked ass once again...4x1... CHAMPS!!!


WE STILL HAVE THE BEST SOCCER!

I cant wait for the world cup!

PS. and the best women
 

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Fukc, Brazil is crazy, so much talent and so much depth! I think their 3rd string side could compete at world class level!

Double, where do you live? Germany?
 

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my tips were total ****

ger-mex 4-3 what an insane game!!!



clooney, yup.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Originally posted by Double
my tips were total ****

ger-mex 4-3 what an insane game!!!



clooney, yup.
Where bouts in Germany? I was there a couple of years back, but not for too long, only about a week. I will try remember that, and if I get there, drop you a line! Those German beer halls though man, BAD BAD place to pick up, huh!! I went in there with a gorgoues Italian model, and an even more incredible South American (2 friends at the time), and nearly got killed!
 
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