"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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anyone have some good suggestions on condoms? also, i ****ing have trouble gettin them on, as if the condom is too tight for my ****, i can't roll it down and i go insane with them i have to like stretch it out hahahahhaa, thats like asking for tears in it, but anyone have any suggestions?
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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I hate condoms. you sound like you well endowed... if your just average then you shouldnt have any problem getting it on. just practice or something. get those slimy condoms with lubricant/spermicide - and it should be easier. If you have some kind of huge gigantic **** or something, then idk - try finding some bigger size condoms, or keep putting them on - make sure your not putting it on upside down lol - it wont roll that way. like i said - get lubricated.
 

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i use ultra sized.

well i buy them and carry them in my wallet for girls to find. i actually use her pleasures.

lol
 

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if u *** too fast get the big thick ones. If you take too long and want ultimate pleasure get the ultra sensitive kind. My personal favorite is Trojan. You can also imprese her with flavored condoms
 

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imprese her with flavored condoms
What is the point of flavoured condoms...honestly when the condom ends up in her ****.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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I use "Trojan - For Her Pleasure", not too thick, and have spermicidal lube on it.

Girls love it! :D
 

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Originally posted by AC/DC
I use "Trojan - For Her Pleasure", not too thick, and have spermicidal lube on it.

Girls love it! :D
I can second that....

Trojan are great and durex well...the avanti stuff wont go on, however, it seems like its a challenge with the regular sized ones anyways. Avanti DO feel amazing tho...closest thing to not wearing one.

Aviod Lifestyles as they are uter crap.
 
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