"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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XSilverStarboyX

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I just wondered. I dont think Ill be having sex anytime soon, but I was wondering like how you would know what brands are best, and all the other things to consider when buying them.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Durex has proven itself in the field many times. However, when choosing the condom that is right for you, there are many factors you must take into your consideration: Her Pleasure, Your Pleasure, Lubricated, Ribbed, Numbing, Flavored, Twisted, Small, Large, Medium, and of course Warming.

Just go for the plain ****, I got the old Durex value pack in my car, 36 regular condoms in one easy to use box.

--Mission
 

dannowillbookem

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johnmich said:
What the hell is this crap ??
lol i watched it and thought the same thing. i think he's saying do a fuccking search

and dont get trojan. they have the weird crappy package that corrodes, durex has the better plastic kinda package that hangs in there much longer and through much more abuse.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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