Condoms/STD questions (REAL WORLD)

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- They say don't carry condoms in your pockets. So how should you carry them? Also should you just carry them when you know you're gonna ****? And how are you supposed to keep protection wherever you go if you don't have a car. There's nowhere else to put it. People say always have protection, but if you don't have a car, is it worth it to carry a condom whenever there's a chance you'll ****? (almost always a chance) You're just gonna have to throw it out.

Don't even suggest trusting a girl's condom. And yeah, one solution is just to always **** at your crib, but I rather not.

- Should you trust getting your **** sucked by a one night stand? (remember this is real world questions not sex ed questions)

- Since condoms have holes in them, isn't it just better to not mess with any dirty chicks and just use the condom as extra protection? Especially for one night stands, you might not be able to read her personality.

 

[Bible_Belt]

The only std you're likely to get from a bj is herpes from a cold sore. Look for what looks like a crusty flat zit on her lips, usually at the corners of the mouth.

Carry the condom in a front pocket with nothing else in that pocket, especially keys. Then throw out the condom every couple of weeks and carry a new one.

That reminds me of a joke:

http://www.killsometime.com/jokes/Joke.asp?ID=12

My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldnt overcome and didnt really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldnt say a word. She said, Im going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me. I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldnt ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car!

 

[int3l]

hahahahahahahahaha

 

[navyseal2101]

Hahahah, that joke is awesome.

 

[Bryce556]

a semi related question, doi just go into the store and buy condoms or what?? im 16, would feel kinda awkward id think... what kind and such?

 

[KnockoutJM]

dude its nothing to be awkward about.. Just roll in and casually buy them. the first time it does feel strange, but then its just something normal.. When i go out i keep a few in a altoids metal container, that way they arent getting poked by other stuff, and they are safe with me.. Just make sure you dont pull out the container if anyone asks for mints or whatever..

 

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Oh yeah I forgot about the old altoids idea. It's a little annoying to carry around an altoids case, but better than risking it breaking.

Thanks everyone.

 

[speakeasy]

I've heard of people in dire circumstances using shopping bags!

 

[ValleyDJing]

My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldnt overcome and didnt really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldnt say a word. She said, Im going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me. I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldnt ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car!

LMAO!

Bryce, dude, there's nothing weird about buying condoms. I find it kinda fun actually. I usually look for any cute chicks at the checkstands and make a point of going through her line. One time, this chick actually opened me with it. It was a Friday and she was like, "Is somebody getting lucky tonight?" (meaning me) I was like, "She might if she plays her cards right." lol! Look on her face was priceless. Too bad I can't buy Magnums. Now, THAT, would be fun. lol!