"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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condom stuck inside gf. do i tell her?

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so we were at it and i noticed it wasnt on anymore and we looked around but couldnt find it. i just put on another condom and kept going. but now after she left i looked everywhere for it and im sure its still inside her. this has happened a few times with other girls too. was it okay of me to text her about it saying i couldnt find it and to check herself? i wouldnt want her to find it two days later :eek:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Diaforetikos said:
^^^^ This

And tell her man. It be rude if you didn't.
it was regular size. i think i was just a bit soft when it happened.

yeah i text her after she left to check herself cause i couldnt find it anywhere. just thought she might of not liked to get a text like that lol. hopefully she didnt leave her phone at home and someone else read it. hasn't replied to me yet either so im guessing maybe she hasnt looked at her phone and just went to bed :eek:
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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LoneWolf said:
so we were at it and i noticed it wasnt on anymore and we looked around but couldnt find it. i just put on another condom and kept going. but now after she left i looked everywhere for it and im sure its still inside her. this has happened a few times with other girls too. was it okay of me to text her about it saying i couldnt find it and to check herself? i wouldnt want her to find it two days later :eek:
Where do you think those condoms went, Detroit?

Seriously, most clean women will usually douche sometime after sex or the next time they bathe. I'd be more worried about getting a paternity summons someday if this is a regular occurrence.
 

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i feel like such an idiot. i should of tried getting it out of her or something when we knew it was gone. instead we just started having sex again with a new condom. i hope that didn't ruin anything. i always get messed up in the head over things like this and worry a lot.
 

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In a bed, it's not far fetched to lose a condom somewhere in the sheets. Just tell her you figured that's what happened, but upon thinking about it you thought that she should check, just to make sure.

This will turn it around to your appearing thoughtful, instead of the selfish bastard that you really are! (Just kidding).

I think if you approach it that way you'll be ok.
 

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she was driving home so i didn't wanna call her during that time. plus it was after midnight. figured she was just tired and went to bed because she didnt reply till 10am saying "ok thanks talk to u soon :)" might call later on to check up and see how she is.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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That may be the funniest post I have ever read.

Remember to keep plan B in mind should there are anymore condom mishaps.
 

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I had to go 'fishing' once. I was 18. I got it out though.
 

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I was fingering a girl once and found a condom........




lmao, ok I'm just ****ing around (although I have heard of that happening). On a more serious note, I've lost a condom once. We noticed when it started feeling good.
 

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VastanVer2.0 said:
I was fingering a girl once and found a condom........




lmao, ok I'm just ****ing around (although I have heard of that happening). On a more serious note, I've lost a condom once. We noticed when it started feeling good.
LOL. it's happened to me twice now. it sucks that it happened the FIRST time with this new girl. anyway i spoke to her last night and i had to ASK her about it and she told me she found it. i wish she would of told me cause i was kind of worried as you can sometimes get infections if it stays up there.

like you, i only noticed because it was feeling really good down there. there really is a difference without a condom :)
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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I once lost a Dewalt cordless drill up there. She's none the wiser, so I let it go.
 

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Yeah, but a Dewalt? That's a keeper, you should find her and swap it for a Black & Decker.
 

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Mike32ct said:
You definitely have to tell her. If you don't hear back, try calling her. She won't be happy about it, but if you are correct, she needs to get it removed.
Don't know what is funnier. The story or the fact that some young ones believe it!
 

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Perfect opportunity for some fisting.
 
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