"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Condom slipping out... I think my Girlfriend wants to get pregnant!

How often condoms slide off you YOU?

  • Often

    Votes: 3 14.3%

  • Once in a while

    Votes: 1 4.8%

  • Almost never

    Votes: 8 38.1%

  • NEVER

    Votes: 9 42.9%
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Starriol

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Yeah... I don't know if this is a paranoid delusion of me, but my condoms lately seem to have a certain tendency to get out.


I didn't remember this happening as with in previous sex partners.

This, coupled with the fact my GF is 32 (I'm 23), she told me once she wants kids and to get married EVENTUALLY.
Also, once she said, as the condom got out "What would be the problem if it did?!" :eek: ...

And... "We should try another contraceptive methods" :down:

Yeah, sure, you are on the pill, then you stop taking it, and BAM, baby time!! I definitly DONT want that.

What do you think guys? Does this make sense or it's just a paranoid delusion and I should see a shink?

And more important, how often condoms get out to YOU?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Colinski282

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The only time mine ever slipped off was when i continued to **** her after i came and it softened up. If your doing that then stop, you can get her pregnant having it slip off
 
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Tomatoes

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I have only had one slide off once ever... I make sure all my girls are on the pill thow. Dont use jonnys most the time.

I think you are being abit paranoid. But the age dif could mean something....I have never had a chick over the age of 17 so i cant say what older chicks think.

I think thats a very imuture way of having a kid thow...I dont belive a women of her muturity would "trap" you with a kid.
 
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StrangeButTrue

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This is pretty weird, since it never happened to you before. Unless your **** magically got smaller, it's something with her... I don't know how she could make it come off, but it's odd, for sure.

And she does seem like she might be trying to trap you. "So what if it did?"

If I were you, I'd keep using them, no exceptions. And if she surprises you one day with the great news that she's on the pill... tell her that you'd still rather be safe than sorry.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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mattathensga

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LOL.... if she can work it that good, to force a condom off, you should be thinking of marrying her!!
 
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I find that it happens more if I'm doing her while her legs are together. Most of the time it happens if we're both standing up.
Usually what will happen is the condom ends up touching the skin on her butt, or thigh, where there is no lubrication, which creates friction and then it slips off.

Now, if you're doing missionary and she's got her legs spread wide and it's still falling off, then she's clenching.
 
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I think the problem was just that everytime I waited inside her after I orgasmed.
So simple as that :cool:
 
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lol

Better be careful with this though!
 
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I've had one condom break (luckily she was on the pill and STD free), but none have fallen off.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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