"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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lordson said:
i'm not reading this entire thread but

if she jsut got off her period

that would make her roughly day 7 of her cycle, women do not ovulate until day 14. give or take 1, 2 at the very most

your many days off her even having an egg released

no need to worry

the egss lasts only 14 hours,
if she just got off her period then theres no risk.

i'm a med student trust me
What do you mean the eggs last only 14 hours? Per month?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Go to your local Planned Parenthood, throw them $30, and grab you's a box of Plan B. All you need is ID saying you are over 18, and money. I'd advise all single men to have a box in stow for emergencies like this one.

-Auntie iqqi

ps you can also get it at CVS, Walgreens, ect, but it is way more expensive. Invest in your future! Invest in a box of Plan B!
 

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Never take a woman's word for it when it comes to your future! Don't tell her to go to the store to buy the pill, you go to the darn store and buy it yourself then make her take it in front of you. Shuv it down her throat if you have to!!
 

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iqqi said:
Go to your local Planned Parenthood, throw them $30, and grab you's a box of Plan B. All you need is ID saying you are over 18, and money. I'd advise all single men to have a box in stow for emergencies like this one.

-Auntie iqqi

ps you can also get it at CVS, Walgreens, ect, but it is way more expensive. Invest in your future! Invest in a box of Plan B!
Thats actually a good idea.....I'm going to do that when the need arises :D

To the OP: Make sure you see her take it, and make sure she isn't hiding the thing under her tongue. she could be a crazy b1tch.
 

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lordson said:
i'm not reading this entire thread but

if she jsut got off her period

that would make her roughly day 7 of her cycle, women do not ovulate until day 14. give or take 1, 2 at the very most

your many days off her even having an egg released

no need to worry

the egss lasts only 14 hours,

if she just got off her period then theres no risk.

i'm a med student trust me
thanks alot, i hope it all works out for the best. she did say she just got off her period recently, and she didnt bleed at all for the 4 hours of ****ing

MacAvoy said:
Cuz your stalking her. Seriously, just like you can't force a women to have an abortion, you can't force a women to take a pill. She's not worried about it, you better hope that she's on the pill as a backup and simply hasn't told you because she doesn't want to have unprotected sex.

Move and and let her come to you. No point in crying over spilt milk.
you're right, im over reacting and its not making the situation any better.
i let her come to me.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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iqqi said:
Go to your local Planned Parenthood, throw them $30, and grab you's a box of Plan B. All you need is ID saying you are over 18, and money. I'd advise all single men to have a box in stow for emergencies like this one.

-Auntie iqqi

ps you can also get it at CVS, Walgreens, ect, but it is way more expensive. Invest in your future! Invest in a box of Plan B!
thats such a good idea, how many pills are roughly in one plan b?
 

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Damn kuta that sucks if you turn out to be a daddy man.

From now on you gotta remember some Leykis 101 advice and that is...

"When you ask a woman what she would do if she got pregnant and she doesn't immediately answer she would abort it you next her".
 

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KontrollerX said:
Damn kuta that sucks if you turn out to be a daddy man.

From now on you gotta remember some Leykis 101 advice and that is...

"When you ask a woman what she would do if she got pregnant and she doesn't immediately answer she would abort it you next her".
man you have no idea how fast i just next this girl.

honestly bro when we were talking about it on the way home, shes like "if i was pregnant i prob wouldnt tell you.."
thats MORE than enough for me to next her.

im cutting her off as soon as i got some sort of confirm on the situation.
 

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sexy_kuta said:
alright, she did say recently and i'll find out.
I heard right after her period, thats where the chances are the highest isnt that true?
No..... the chances are highest 12 to 14 days after her last day. That is also when most women are horniest.. go figure..:nervous: :nervous:
 

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sexy_kuta said:
man you have no idea how fast i just next this girl.

honestly bro when we were talking about it on the way home, shes like "if i was pregnant i prob wouldnt tell you.."
thats MORE than enough for me to next her.

im cutting her off as soon as i got some sort of confirm on the situation.

Nah you gotta be nice to her for at least 2 months to be sure and even then she could be prego for another dude and BS you for 9 months then you gotta get he DNA test... Many hos will disappear when t you knock them up so you cant make them abort then they show back up when its time for you to pay them...
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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DonGorgon said:
Many hos will disappear when t you knock them up so you cant make them abort then they show back up when its time for you to pay them...

great... this girl i was seeing has disappeared and the condom broke twice! LOL .. I highly doubt she is preggo I pulled out.
 

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sexy_kuta said:
thats such a good idea, how many pills are roughly in one plan b?
It is just one dose. Two pills that have to be taken 12 hours apart. But $30 sure beats 18 years to life, if you know what I mean. Anyways, Plan B is EMERGENCY contraception, it isn't a form of regular birth control.
 
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iqqi said:
It is just one dose. Two pills that have to be taken 12 hours apart. But $30 sure beats 18 years to life, if you know what I mean. Anyways, Plan B is EMERGENCY contraception, it isn't a form of regular birth control.

you sure they will just let a random guy buy those things? I thought the girl had to go in person.
 

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My Name is Nobody said:
you sure they will just let a random guy buy those things? I thought the girl had to go in person.
I know of some guys who were able to buy it. You do have to go in person. ;)

I advise all my single guy friends to have a pack. Don't need any new nieces and nephews from drama mamas running around.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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*Steals iqqi's ticket to Maury*

Maury: sexy kuta you are NOT the father.

*Watches kuta dance on stage while all the symps boo him*

LOL.
 

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KontrollerX said:
*Steals iqqi's ticket to Maury*

Maury: sexy kuta you are NOT the father.

*Watches kuta dance on stage while all the symps boo him*

LOL.
HAHA
 

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Condom broke! Guess what, you might be a dad. Own up. If not, stop fvcking and fvck the girl you're willing to live with the rest of your life. I don't feel sorry for you because you knrew what your sperm would do. Good luck!
 
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Condom broke! Guess what, you might be a dad. Own up. If not, stop fvcking and fvck the girl you're willing to live with the rest of your life. I don't feel sorry for you because you know what your sperm would do. Good luck!

What are the chances if it breaks but you pull out before the shot goes off?
 

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My Name is Nobody said:
What are the chances if it breaks but you pull out before the shot goes off?
I have no f'ing clue, but I know a lot of people around here have it all wrong. Stop trying to feel better about yourself through fvcking, fighting, dancing, sh1ting, or whatever. Just feel better because you should. You're an amazing person. I know you are!
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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