"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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it all started off on sat night, right after the club, me and all my boys called up our bootycalls, so i picked her up, got her my place and went to straight ****ing,
i was tipsy, so i couldnt bust, i fuked for 2 hours straight, got her to suck me off for half an hour, then i put this new condom on, like, a brand i never used, i got it free from those sex campaigns, i thought it was an erotic type so im like what the heck, so i i was fuking her, and i busted finally, after 3 hours, and i pull it out, only half the condom is on, im like wtf.

so now the thing, i dunno wtf to do, she just got off her period, i told her to go take the morning pill today,
she doesnt seem to care much she has the 'meh' type of additude,

i know many have been in this situation but i havnt, and she told me "even i was pregnant i prob wouldnt tell u" i felt like slapping the b1tch across the face.
and she left her sh1t at my place, jewerly, and her purse, what kind of b1tch leaves a purse behind?
i think she left it behind on purpose

shes a good fuk but i wanna cut her off after she takes this pill,
what should i do?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I hate it when that happens!!! It happened to me 2 nights in a row recently....Luckily I saw it was broke before I finished up in her hair.

Trojans always break!! She's gotta get that morning after pill dude..I didn't worry about it too much because I didn't finish in her like you did.. Hopefully I'm in the clear.. the b!tch has vanished on me.

TAKE HER to the clinic yourself to get the pill it's like 50 bucks I think.

EDIT: damn it's already Monday night, might be too late for the pill. You might have a few hours left.
 

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imma go pick up some pills and make her take it infront of me
 
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sexy_kuta said:
imma go pick up some pills and make her take it infront of me

better do it right now man, it's been 48 hours you are approaching too late for the pill.

And I think they need to see her face to face to get the pill. And those clinics are closing. I could be wrong though that's where I got it before and they wanted to see her I think.

I think you can only get them at the abortion clinics right?
 

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My Name is Nobody said:
better do it right now man, it's been 48 hours you are approaching too late for the pill.

And I think they need to see her face to face to get the pill. And those clinics are closing. I could be wrong though that's where I got it before and they wanted to see her I think.

I think you can only get them at the abortion clinics right?
i'll let my doc know, im sure i could get the pills from the clinic, i dont got a ride, its gettin fixed right now,
i need to get checked up too,
it only been 24 hours, cuz sunday morning i fuked her, 3-7am.
i just dont trust any hoe
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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I see you're in Canada, nevermind. I have no idea how it works there.
 

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This is why you blow your load into a bootycalls face or hair and not inside of her.
 

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If she just got off her period as in 1 or 2 days ago you are fine BUT that does not mean she wont BS you or become pregnant for some other dude and say it yours.. So you gonna have to wait this one out...
 

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stand said:
This is why you blow your load into a bootycalls face or hair and not inside of her.
So true ,, when f'ing useless women I never bust in their presence period... too wrisky:cool: I have heard of them collecting sperm from around the room and inseminating themselves...:cuss: :cuss: :cuss:
 

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stand said:
This is why you blow your load into a bootycalls face or hair and not inside of her.
man, i regret doing this, im not gonna ever blow inside again
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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DonGorgon said:
If she just got off her period as in 1 or 2 days ago you are fine BUT that does not mean she wont BS you or become pregnant for some other dude and say it yours.. So you gonna have to wait this one out...
alright, she did say recently and i'll find out.
I heard right after her period, thats where the chances are the highest isnt that true?
 
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man, i regret doing this, im not gonna ever blow inside again

You get caught up in the moment man.. when I saw the condom broke last time, I kept going but I had enough mind to pull out before the gun went off.
 

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You get caught up in the moment man.. when I saw the condom broke last time, I kept going but I had enough mind to pull out before the gun went off.
yea your right,
i was using durex and it was fine, i've used magnums and they were awesome aswell
 

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I don't buy anything but Trojans. I've only ever had 2 bust on me, but then again, my g/f is on BC so I don't really have to worry about it that much.
 

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I might as well start buying the condoms with spermicide now.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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i think she is ignoring me
not picking up my calls, i just phoned and i asked for her, her bro was like hold on i get her, then 4 secs later"shes not home at the moment" da **** is that u know?

what does this usually mean?
womanease someone?
 

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It took him 4 seconds to find out that she wasn't home? Think about that.
 

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It took him 4 seconds to find out that she wasn't home? Think about that.
i know hes lieing, but why she ignoring me
 

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i'm not reading this entire thread but

if she jsut got off her period

that would make her roughly day 7 of her cycle, women do not ovulate until day 14. give or take 1, 2 at the very most

your many days off her even having an egg released

no need to worry

the egss lasts only 14 hours,

if she just got off her period then theres no risk.

i'm a med student trust me
 

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sexy_kuta said:
but why she ignoring me

Cuz your stalking her. Seriously, just like you can't force a women to have an abortion, you can't force a women to take a pill. She's not worried about it, you better hope that she's on the pill as a backup and simply hasn't told you because she doesn't want to have unprotected sex.

Move and and let her come to you. No point in crying over spilt milk.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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