"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Compression wear, or alternative clothing

Ajbobtom

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I was wondering what you guys wear when you work out or exercise. I am starting to take longer runs, upwards from 11+ miles or so. I am looking for different clothing to use. I usually wear compression underwear, for my lower body. I do not wear anything on my upper half, this is where I have a problem. I want to wear compression wear on the upper half of my body, but it itches my skin. The type I currently wear is UA and DryStar. If you guys have any tips, or clothing you wear during exercise, post it here!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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ArcBound

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Working out in a gym I just wear any T-shirt, but when running outside I just wear Under-Armor shirts or Thermals. Thermals don't really itch and you can also wear another tshirt underneath to be extra warm.
 
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