"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Complimenting girls' Facebook photos

Yo'Mama

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I sincerely ****ing hope no man who reads this forum does this. Just browsing around on Facebook it seems that almost all girls (except for the out and out warpigs) are getting tonnes of these comments on their photos, from both guys and girls.

For the girls it's presumably motivated by women's propensity for insincere flattery and ingratiating 'sweetness'. But why the hell do the guy's do it? Do these guys seriously think that telling a girl she looks gorgeous in her latest bikini pic is going to get him the pvssy? If not then why is he doing it? To inflate the cvnt's ego even further? Exactly what we need, girls with even bigger egos. Thanks lads.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Mike32ct

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Fully agree with the OP.

F a c e b o o k girls are AW-ing.

Remember online AWs are like online trolls. Don't feed them:rock:

What Jariel does is fine because he's not throwing unsolicited or unearned praise at random girls. They rated his first so it's a quid pro quo.
 

Alex DeLarge

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I'll usually "like" a photo if it's funny or it has some common element to it.. (Like a party I was at with the girl) other than that, No.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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I'm ruling this thread as super true!

Don't feed the attention wh0res, and commenting first is the rough equivalent of telling a girl I love you first.

You can meet a girl off Facebook, but get her off of it quickly.

Commenting on a girl's bikini pic is lame and won't do you any good.

Case closed.
 

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I've mentioned this in another thread. Huge no no. I'm not entirely sure what they think their end game is? If they think oh i'm gonna say something so clever and funny she's gonna be mine! Haha imagine that though? A chick logs in to her facebook, sees some comment from one of her orbiters and says "Wow, what a comment. I'm totally sleeping with this kid tonight"

There are exceptions though, like Alex said, you know maybe she posted a picture of an event you were at, and maybe you just like the photo or maybe share an inside joke. But i'm talking about these kinds:

"wow lol you look so good in this pic haha seriously i'm like in awe lol hit me up later"

"damn why wasnt i there that night?! you looked so hot! *cries*"

"damn lol you look like a model or something in this pic haha by the way check your messages i sent you something"

95% of the time those guys dont even get an answer back. It's such a sad sight.
 

PrettyBoyAJ

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Facebook is for attention *****s. Of course there gonna get fed with the picture comments. That's why they have social media!!
 
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