"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Comfort. Google Earth for Mutual DHVs & DEVs

harlequin

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That's demonstrations of equal value.

Sit the girl on your lap, log into Google Earth & show her where you've been, telling her a story about each place. Then she shows you somewhere she's been to & tells you her anecdotes. I just did this & it is GOLD.

Google Earth is the first truly awesome thing I've seen this year. This whole world is awe inspiring. I showed her Shanghai & the hotels I'd stayed in & People's Square where we did taijiquan every morning, Shaolin, Kunming &... Leeds. Looked at each other's houses. Because she wanted to see it. That was amusing. Then she showed me some places she'd been on holiday to & I showed her some of the Greek islands that I'd spent the summer of 95 hopping around on. <(-_+)> This site is amazing. She told me where she wanted to go & I took her mind there with Google Earth, I told her where we'd go & we speculated as to how we would spend our time & where we'd go next... very sexy conversations when we waxed about which hotels we'd want to stay in... How it had to have an en suite & a bath big enough for both of us.

This was absolutely amazing for comfort. We look at each other's houses & I negged her garden for no reason at all... "Not big enough for a cat to piss in." WTF was I thinking!? Zany. I could make out my Motorbike parked in Leeds (as it was every day before it got stolen) that was crazy. I could also make out with my bike I loved it so much. Then she was all struck like,"That's our car!" Seeing your own vehicle from Satellite imagery is kind of a strange feeling... "I'm around here somewhere... prolly meeting the writers in Radisson or laptop whoring in Borders Star****s."

Anyway, if you're near a comp sometime or you want to instant date to a cyber café (Hey come with me I have to check my email & then I'll show you something awesome) And it really is awesome. Ever seen Antarctica? You have now lady. What a great piece of tech. It's definitely something I'll be using again. Great piece of ass also... definitely be using it again.

 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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BuckwildNYC

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I'd rather take her to Meatholes.com and show her how a real woman takes an ass-pounding while being choked with a 9-inch kiznock.............very romantic :rock:
 

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Originality is the key, and I'm pretty certain most women will have never come across that kind of scenario before. I like the idea of playing games with her and your imagination.
 

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Personally i don't think you can beat getting a womans imagination going, no matter how you do that. Great idea you have there Harlequin.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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flippinfreak

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LOL, fvck you Harlequinja!!!:cuss:

I took your advice and tried to field test it. I walked around town last night until I found a ride around. Talked with my friends for a bit and started to play "burmp it up" and start saying random things to random people on the road. Saw a chick with the nicest ass and called her over to the car. She was what we call "taxi wh0res" so she hopped right in after saying next to nothing to her. Had her sit on my lap, grinded for a bit than told the driver to drop me at home...

When I got there I had her sit in my room for a few minutes while I got ready, than I thought of your post. I thought, why not, it'll be good practice. I called her over and asked her if she wanted to get to know me a little more before anything happens and gave her a peck on the neck and had her follow me.

I sit her on my lap, type in google and follow the links to google earth.

To my surprise... WE HAVE NO sattelite coverage. I lost my damned groove because I said I wanted to show her something cool, fvckin thing turned out to be crap for me. She checked her MSN, tried to get jiggy with her, but it died down after the google earth failure. Asked for her phone number as she was getting into her cab... horrible horrible sarge.
 

flippinfreak

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lol my friends kept using the term proof in the pudding last night for how gullible some people are and how much attention they want. Then we'd test people when we're yelling at them out of windows. "STOP, yeah you, we're talking to you!!"

I wasn't exactly b!tchin at him, I was b!tchin more at google. I field tested his advice and it fell flat... all around Nunavut the clearest picture is at 2 Miles(not enough to see the largest building in Nunavut), in the city's it was at 2000ft(enough to see a person on the road).
 
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