COMEDY SECTION! put your funny experiences here

[Marlimus]

lets start laughing at seduction, somebody said that we take this sh!t way too seriously, and I agree!

I'm sure we all have humorous experiences (that didn't seem funny at the time) that we can share, lets laugh about it! laugh at ourselves, the chicks, at the whole damn process.
Ever farted in an elevator with a hot chick?
Accidentally hit on your girlfriend's mom?

put it here! what was the funniest thing that ever happened to you with a chick?

post it here! we would have to be the most uptight muthafukkers if we couldn't laugh at "the game" so lets get this thread started!

Marlimus

 

[Boner da Stoner]

I had a rep as the only guy among my friends who's picked up a forty year old chick(beer goggles) took me two years of hard knocks and introductions as 'old school boner' to find the girl was in fact just a real nasty 19 yo...

the funny part about it was I never knew who she was cause I ran out of her place puking, got her bed, her porch, her shoes, her jackets, her front steps and at the bottom of the stairs.

Turns out she was a good friends long time girlfriend before they hooked up, she never looked at me or talked or responded to me. Last week she introduced herself to me at the bar and told me how great of a lay I was and that I should visit and get to know her new friend(both funk nasty)

I told her to shove it, she's the one who belongs in jail not her boyfriend

 

[Michele l'Arcangelo]

Originally posted by Boner da Stoner
I told her to shove it, she's the one who belongs in jail not her boyfriend

lmao!!! i dont have any stories on the top of my head... YET

 

[Black_Italian]

Picture this.....Friday night 9pm in my Armani suit standing in front of the mirror it my bday, im checking my self out I am looking good. My idols are guys like Frank Sinatra and James Bond so I dress with style.

Im 1 hour early my gf won’t be ready till 10pm but I was eager to get things underway a quite evening with my gf going out to a nice restaurant then staying at her place.

My party would be the following Saturday. So I jump into my car 1 hour early and take the quick 10 min drive to my gfs house. As im approaching her house I see some guy at the front door then I see it open and he goes inside.

Now what else could be going through my head at a time like this she’s cheating. The bit*h is having a quickie before i get to her place. I had a feeling i knew this guy but it happened fast I didn’t get a good look. I was convinced she was cheating because for the whole week shed been acting really strange secretive as if she was hiding something.

Now ive been known to get angry a little fast and when i saw this i went from shock to anger in 1 min. I pull up into her drive way and i sit there for 20 seconds atleast and i see her look out the window at my car. I knew she would try deny it so I had to move fast. I stepped out of the car opened my boot grabbed my baseball bat and walked up to the front door. I tapped on it with the bat 1 min later she opens it:

Her: Your early (looks down) why do you have a bat ?
Me: (point the bat at her) shut the fu*k up were is he?
Her: what? (awkward laugh) are you joking?
Me: Don’t fu*king lie I saw him.
Her: Wait a second baby

I push past her and go straight into the living room I turn on the lights and BAM !!!

………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..………………………..………………………..…………………..

20 people pop out “SURPRISE”

Then they all look at me with my mask of anger and a bat in my hands. What could I do from here?........ I smiles and say “Heyyyyyyy everyone”

Ninja out

 

[Lomi]

I was out on a date with a blonde chick and she asked me while we were eating: "Is ham pork?"

 

[escobar04]

hahahahahaha

one time i was giving a ride to this Latina chick and she was getting some flowers for her moms birthday

so we gat some at the store and I drive her to her place

on the way she's trying to bite off some kind of knot on the flowers but cant get it off

so I reach in under my seat and pull out a "butterfly" knife and hand it to her.

as she turns around she starts screaming at the sight of the knife and then never speaks to me again

.........yeahh.......i'm glad the days of AFCness are over