Comebacks

[Heyjose25points]

What are good comebacks for:

You're boring.




Your gay.



your annoying.


oh btw...these girls usually are laughing while saying this, so i know they are joking/teasing...but what are good comebacks for this?

 

[MusicMan]

"it's not MY fault"

theres already a post for the "gay line"

"i bet you love it" - "enjoy it while it lasts"

or, the most standard answer to this type of answers

"Sure i am..*wink*"

remember, these are standard lines, but most of the time you'll have to improvise based on the situation so it doesnt look canned. mentally rehearse possible situations, conversations etc.

 

[localboy_fmx]

b1tch, please

 

[Porky]

SHUT UP B1TCH!

Followed by an open handed backslap.

 

[undesputable]

if you know shes just teasing a good comeback will do the trick, but what if shes serious? then youll need more than a line or a comeback

 

[TyTe`EyEs]

It sounds like these girls just want to get a rise out of you. Don't give it to them. Give them a look like who the fvck are you. Just show them you don't give a fvck what they think, because you shouldn't.

 

[Raven125]

I'm rubber and you are glue.. everything bounces off me and sticks to you.


Haha...

 

[AlexTheGreat]

well if it's a guy telling you "You're gay", you can answer with (it's gonna seem immature but whatever lol) :

"I bet your mom didn't think I was gay last night"

 

[AFK Protector]

If they call you gay, Alex's comeback is okay, but it's kinda of immature.

Say something like:

"Are you.......calling......your mother a man?"

Say it all slow like you're confused/surprised.

It's really funny.



Sometimes these attention wh0res want to b1tch at me and I just keep doing my thing. When they stop, I say, "are you talking?"

And they just get red...lmao....

 

[DJ Alejandro]

go give her a dropkick! lol

just go ahead and kiss her right there if you dare.

or if she's on the pedestal, just say something like not every guy who doesn't date her isn't gay. but that would be too heavy, mind you. just give her a dropkick.

 

[Raven125]

Originally posted by DJ Alejandro
go give her a dropkick! lol

just go ahead and kiss her right there if you dare.

or if she's on the pedestal, just say something like not every guy who doesn't date her isn't gay. but that would be too heavy, mind you. just give her a dropkick.

Haha.. Yeah, I mean GOD FORBID that we make fun of her verbally... But OF COURSE we can drop kick them...

 

[Craig Reeves]

Here's a hint....

ANYTIME a girl says your boring or annoying....she ain't kidding.

 

[AFK Protector]

Originally posted by Craig Reeves
Here's a hint....

ANYTIME a girl says your boring or annoying....she ain't kidding.

Hmm, if what you say is true, then I've done what's right. We were playing a game once and I kept on talking, acting ****y. So she was like, "YOU ARE SO ANNOYING SHUTUP!!"

I put up my shield and have had no contact from her for a month. She tries to talk, but I just ignore her ignorant ass. I mean...what a sore loser.

 

[Microphone Fiend]

Originally posted by Heyjose25points
You're boring.
I know... Normaly I'm not like that, but when I'm around you.... maybe it's you?
Would a boring person do this? (grab her titty)



Your gay.
What was the hint? When I started talking to you?
Like oh my god, when I was watching queer eye for tips on redesigning my homely abode last night they talked about this... I'm not gay, I'm just a sthuper guy.
your annoying.
(get up and walk away- not worth a response)


oh btw...these girls usually are laughing while saying this, so i know they are joking/teasing...but what are good comebacks for this?
So what makes you so attracted to gay/boring/annoying guys?

 

[AC/DC]

Originally posted by Heyjose25points
What are good comebacks for:

You're boring.
You're gay.




Your gay.
To a girl: OKAAAAAAAAAAY!
To a guy: your momma didn't think so last night OR "ever gotten your ass kicked by a gay guy before?"



your annoying.
You're ugly and you have a big nose.

This thread is fun

 

[UltimateScoundrel]

Two comebacks I've used for You're Boring:

"You can always just leave, nobody shackled you to my wrist."

And "How's this for excitement" followed by wrestling and tickling.