"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Comebacks Thread

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Hey, here is a thread to post all of your great comebacks. This really isn't too important of a thread, but awesome comebacks are always fun and having a sharp tongue can always get you some respect.

So post your sweet comebacks here, post them with what was said to you and how you shut them down!

Post them either just as a story of your awesome but somewhat obscure comeback, or post general ones that can work in multiple situations.

By the way, I'm particularly looking for a comeback to the "shut up nobody cares what you think" shutdown that a particular jock at my school uses, when I'm not even talking to him. The hard part about this one is everyone will back him up, just because he is that "cool" and he's huge and muscular. I need a way to show him that I won't take shizz without getting my face beat in.

I can't think of any of mine off of the top of my head, but as soon as I remember some of my better ones, I'll post them here.

Aight guys post away . . .
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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sexy_kuta

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if i wanted my come back from you i would have asked your mother

your wierd: and your ugly!

in a club:

hey want to dance?

no..

"i think you mis understood me, i said you fat in those pants/dress "
 

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You want my comeback? Whipe it off your mom's face.

I read that one here, can't remember who to credit it too though.
 

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^^^^^

Possibly one of the funniest things I have ever read, nice one guys, you two both had a different take on it, but its hilarious both ways.

Nice one, keep em coming.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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OfficeSpace

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Here is a funny quote I read on bash.org

<iND-RLM> i heard a good comeback by my friends 13yr old brother the other day
<iND-RLM> his sister was talking it up
<iND-RLM> and he just comes in and says
<iND-RLM> u know if i made a mould of you out of ****.. it would still only be as half as full of **** as you really are
 

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'Shut up nobody cares what you think'

Here's a good reply to that.Direct this to everyone in the room,but make it seem like you're only telling it to whom you're talking to.

"Oh look here comes the 'nobody' who doesnt care about what I think."

And yeah,I don't think these are called comebacks,these are more like witty comments.Check out some ways to be funny you'll get a lot of these.
 

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i have this kick ass little insult a day calender...never trust a short man, his brain is too close to his ass...

now im wondering what a 'comeback' thread has to do with a dj forum
 

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Making them up on the spot works the best. Most posted here are good, but here's one.

Him: Shut up, no one cares what you think.
You: Your mom seemed to care when I told her to bend over last night

Do this with a smile and you'll pwn him.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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